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CoronaVirus Personal Cleanliness Rules
requested by all staff members of the
Midlands Maidens Escort Agency
As usual (though this should be practised anyway) your physical cleanliness should be immaculate whilst the CoronaVirus might still be an issue.
If your knob is caked in cheese with shitty skid-marks in your knickers, the girl will walk out after throwing up.
You must NOT be showing any symptoms of CoronaVirus when making an appointment.
Symptoms will be gauged on your phone call to the office and any ‘nasty sniffles’ will mean that your appointment will be cancelled.
During this time, NO TEXT MESSAGES OR WHATSAPP BOOKINGS WILL BE ACCEPTED.
Suitable arrangements for personal cleanliness must be made for you and the girl whilst on your appointment.
Please note that even though personal cleanliness takes priority, this will NOT be deducted from your time together – unless of course, you decide to share the shower.
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- All of the girls working for Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts are guaranteed to be real, genuine, and always ready to satisfy their clients.
- You will find that we concentrate on ‘selfie’ type photographs for the girls’ images.
- ‘Selfie’ photos are much better than obviously faked, photo-shopped ladies in luxurious bedrooms, or floating down marble staircases, so that you can always see the genuine girl prior to booking an appointment.
- We DO consent to (if the girl requests it), applying a facial blur to uphold each girl’s anonymity.
- Each girl’s profile page has a full run of photographs, together with a list of ‘services’ that she enjoys, making us the only local agency that offers this feature.
- Following your call to the office, we would then put the girl in direct contact with you, so that you could discuss any requirements that you wanted.
- All girls will accept cash payments on their arrival, but we also offer payments by bank transfer and credit/debit cards for your convenience.
Enjoy your Maidens Experience!
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Girls' Disclaimer
The girls in the background images are also outstanding.
However the girls in the background images are just random images pulled from the internet using Google Image Search.
In actual fact they are just fulfilling our design standards in their professional positioning and posing.
Other than that, we make no claim whatsoever that any of these girls are connected with Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts or the Nottingham Escort Agency in any way, shape or form.
To view our GENUINE escorts, please click the ‘Escorts’ tab from the main menu or follow this link.
Payments Disclaimer
This includes cash payments, bank transfer payments, or credit/debit card payments.
All CASH payments should be made to the appropriate staff member on their arrival at the appointment location within TEN MINUTES. This saves any embarrassment or discomfort later on.
Any payments made via BANK TRANSFER or CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS to Midlands Maidens through legitimate means will only be via your own phone call back to our office.
You will then be directed to a member of our billing team to process your payment.
Just occasionally, we will receive calls from other businesses, be they legitimate or otherwise, trying to ‘jump’ the UK GDPR laws.
These calls will now be accepted at a cost to the contacting business of £25 per enquiry on the submission of a valid business credit card.
Escorts Disclaimer
Anything else arranged is by the mutual consent of two agreeable adults.
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18th November
Welcome to ‘Have a wank November’, or ‘no nuts November’ as it’s normally called, and the Government are trying their hardest to keep you to that with their latest lockdown plans, unless you’re going to Barnard Castle for an eye-test.
Just added to the Movie channel:
The Pianist
Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2
The Damned United (in the Sports section).
Quiz (reality tv).
Our latest pre-loader ‘Playstation 5 Release Date’ is now up and running. For those of you that wanted more than a glimpse, see our website page at PRELOADER GALLERY.
Our latest 2020 Recruitment video is now available to view on our ESCORTS JOBS page.
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