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Last Updated on Saturday, December 21, 2024

500 Not Out

Right after the ‘Unknown White Skirt’ FashionLand post, we noticed it was the 500th post, so we’re now batting on 500 not out!

Ariz, one of our subscribers, identified the ‘Unknown White Skirt’ as Bella, who also appeared in a previous FashionLand video at BELLA IN FASHIONLAND. Thanks to Ariz for the positive ID!

So, for our 501st post (on this version of the Midlands Maidens Website), we thought it appropriate to show you a couple of videos we’ve been saving for the right moment.


First up and thanks to our Community Service team, we found the original ‘Slutty Selfie’ video (which has been plonked onto the ESCORT JOBS page for any applicants wanting to join Midlands Maidens to view, and we also show it here for any non-applicants to view:

Slutty Selfie Video:

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Next up, with thanks to our Recruitment team, we are showing a kinky version of our Winter Recruitment Video which tends to get a little primal and evil, so much so that there’s a disclaimer on it stating that you should only do this type of stuff if you are ‘into it’.

Water Bondage, being tied up in weird positions and face fucking are par for the course here – and of course, if you didn’t want to apply, we’ve made it so that you can flick more beans than a bag of M&Ms!

Winter Recruitment 2024 Kinky Version:

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Finally, for this landmark post on Midlands Maidens, we’ll bring you a little more down to earth with a full film by Channel 4 entitled ‘First-Time Call Girl’, which is about two escort agencies, two independent escort girls and compares the trials and tribulations of both types of service provider.

Bear in mind of course that Midlands Maidens was set up by five independent girls and myself, with the sole intention that any independent girl would be worse off by going independent than working with Midlands Maidens.

With that in mind, here’s the video:

First-Time Call Girl Video:

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For anyone who wants to apply to join Midlands Maidens, keep reading but otherwise, we would like to wish every reader a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS and SECRET DIARY teams.



Application Instructions:

During 2024 we’ve had:

198 applications

of which 184 failed at the phone interview stage.

of the 14 who came for an interview

Just one was successful.

So why is it so tricky to get a staff position at Midlands Maidens?

Considering the guaranteed wage that we introduced a couple of years ago, back in November 2022 it’s obviously against our better interests to take on any slappers who are just after the guaranteed wage every week.

This means that any applicant must treat every interview as though they were going to meet a client and we can soon sort out which girls are interested in joining us as opposed to girls that wished they’d stayed at home with the kids.

Believe it or not, clients and customers can see this even before we do, so we must get this right the first time!


When applying to join us, you should be punctual, charming, fluent in the English language, and be the perfect companion for all of our clients.

You should also be checking out our ‘How to Apply for a Job‘ post for further insights, also check out the client food chain, to see the types of clients that you will be sent out to and to square things up, check out the companion post – the Providers Food Chain to see which types of girls get asked for the most by clients.

To apply to join our team of elite escort girls:

  • Give us a call at 07983-910-208
  • Visit the ESCORTS JOBS page and fill in an application form
  • Apply via WhatsApp by clicking the button at the bottom of this page.

What you will get when successfully applying for a staff position at Midlands Maidens:

  • Big cash rewards
  • Midlands Maidens GUARANTEED wage
  • Total discretion
  • Choose your hours to work (within reason)
  • We manage all your bookings and advertising
  • Advertised on a professional website
  • Faces blurred (at your request) to protect your anonymity
  • We NEVER blur tattoos so if you think that someone will recognise you, or you look like a dodgy ‘painting by numbers’ book, please try elsewhere
  • No upfront costs, payments made directly to you, on or before your appointments
  • Security procedures in place
  • For clients who insist our prices are too high, we will re-introduce our Price Match system for all bookings
  • Friendly approachable management
  • Extensive knowledge of the industry
  • Fantastic clients
  • Great earning potential
  • Drug-free agency

Previous successful applicants have included:

  • Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
  • Secretaries,
  • Office workers,
  • Students,
  • Athletes,
  • Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
  • Delivery drivers,

…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.

All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in the same way when starting and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.

Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!

Published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS and SECRET DIARY teams.

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