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A Couple of Things

A Couple of Things

Last Updated on Sunday, March 27, 2022 by Midlands Maidens

A Couple of Things

We’ve got a couple of things this time that have been mentioned before, so we’ve decided to merge them into one single post.

Appointments and Bookings:

We’d like our clients to know how much we appreciate their custom.

On any normal Saturday night, we can have waiting times up to as much as five hours, which is where the ‘early birds’ will find it much easier to arrange an appointment.

After pub closing time at 11 pm though, things tend to change.

Only a 3½ hour waiting time last night, but somehow we managed to cover every last appointment.

So why on earth do ‘clients’ keep trying to use text messages or WhatsApp to contact us?

We have autoresponse set up on both of these mediums now, advising that we do not accept text message bookings, but to call instead.

It’s actually quite funny to see these texts coming in, and the ‘client’ having a conversation with the auto-responder.

For eg:


We do not accept text messages, please call instead.

Is anyone available?

We do not accept text messages, please call instead.

I would do but I’m out of credit.

We do not accept text messages, please call instead.

Ok, I’ll just go and get a top-up.

We do not accept text messages, please call instead.

…and so on and so on.

Eventually, the ‘client’ realises that he’s not going to get a different response, and either calls us, or goes to another provider that doesn’t mind being inundated with sex-chat messages (if they’re open of course).

Search Terms:

We always try to ease any search-terms complications by composing a post or page that is dedicated to that search term.

We often get replies on Twitter too, which will clarify the search term for all concerned.

The most recent term though has us stumped – ‘Laura B’.

If the searcher happens to read this, please put the FULL name into the search box, when we can research and possibly put a video of the star into their own post or page, which will give you bragging rights in that you have helped Midlands Maidens to find some new content!

Originally published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS team.


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