About

Unlike every other provider or independent that we ourselves have sampled, your phone-call to the Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escort Agency is all about prioritising and will be personal to you.

If you ring from an open number, you will be greeted with ‘hello, Midlands Maidens’, – you know, like proper businesses do.

There will be none of this ‘Hullo’, Whatya sayin’, or ‘Huh’, like with other providers – unless we get a call from a with-held number.

We will then go on to your choice of escort, and finally, we will get her to call you back with the same courtesy.

There are always positions available at the Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escort Agency. if you are the right type of girl, you could be the next client’s fantasy!

We specialise in girls that want a genuine career in the escorting industry. You shouldn’t be afraid to be popping here and there at stupid o’clock. You should ideally also be about for weekend work.

You will be able to choose your own working hours, as many or as few as you wanted. We don’t hold with ‘working rotas’.

But:

You will get preference over those girls that are up themselves.

For example:

• Girls that can only work a couple of hours every other Thursday morning.
• Girls that have their periods every Saturday, then fuck off out on the razz.
• Girls that insist on going out on the razzle at weekends as that’s the only time their friends can make it.
• Girls that use ‘selective hearing’ when their phone rings.
• Girls that become ‘incognito’ when they reckon they’ve earned enough tonight.
• Girls that moan like fuck when they’re taken off for the above examples.

We want genuine career-oriented girls. Girls who can drop everything at a moment’s notice if a client wishes to see them. Girls that aren’t afraid to be rewarded financially for their services. Regular clients can appear at any time and Midlands Maidens revels in repeat custom!

Previous successful applicants have included:

• Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
• Secretaries,
• Office workers,
• Students,
• Athletes,
• Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
• Delivery drivers,

…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.

All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to ex-benefit claimants are treated in exactly the same way when starting out and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.

Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!

Do you reckon that you could give the industry a fair crack of the whip? Visit our ESCORT JOBS page now and fill in an application. We’ll look forward to meeting you soon!