Another Time-Waster

Last Updated on Sunday, May 11, 2025

Another Time-Waster

Another time-waster turned up for the last interview of April, but this one even had the cheek to say that WE were wasting HER time!

So 4 o’clock came around, but Meena (today’s interviewee) was nowhere to be seen.

Half past 4 arrived, and Meena had been busy sending messages or phoning via WhatsApp to try and get in touch.

Eventually, she got to the location, so it was time for a jug of Waff and on to the interview.

Interviewee – Meena

Interview Partner – Solo Interview

Location – Nottingham City Centre

Meena was taken downstairs and immediately started ‘TikTok ‘ing ‘ the bookcase, which hid the toilets.

Once she had found her way back, we started the interview.

Meena was 25 years old, a dark brunette with brown eyes, no visible tattoos, but a shedload of botox.

Around 5’10” tall, she said that she’d done this type of work before in Newcastle.

Getting around to her application photos, she was told that maybe one out of the five supplied could be used, but could she supply a few of her wearing black lingerie?

‘Oh, I haven’t got any black lingerie – do blokes still like that?’ she chirruped.

This last comment made a mockery of her having worked in Newcastle previously.

She was told that she had provisionally got the position, on the provision that Lou-Lou wouldn’t blow her out.

A couple of hours later, Lou-Lou blew her out due to her being too fat, having a horrendous arse and being at least a size 16 (she was also told by me that she couldn’t be put out as anything less than a size 12.

Meena then accused us of wasting her time, when in fact she had wasted everyone’s time by turning up in the first place, albeit eventually.

Perpetually fucking about on WhatsApp at the interview didn’t help her case, and it seemed that Meena was an accident waiting to happen as regards staff and agency security.

Could YOU do better than Meena did at her interview?

When applying to join us, you should be punctual, charming, fluent in the English language, and be the perfect companion for all of our clients.

You should also be checking out our ‘How to Apply for a Job‘ post for further insights, also check out the client food chain, to see the types of clients that you will be sent out to and to square things up, check out the companion post – the Providers Food Chain to see which types of girls get asked for the most by clients.

To apply to join our team of elite escort girls:

• Give us a call at 07983-910-208
• Visit the ESCORTS JOBS page and fill in an application form
• Visit our ESCORTS JOBS website and fill in the slimline application form
• Apply via WhatsApp by clicking the button at the bottom of this page.

What you will get when successfully applying for a staff position at Midlands Maidens:

• Big cash rewards
• A Midlands Maidens GUARANTEED wage
• Total discretion
• Choose your hours to work (within reason)
• We manage all your bookings and advertising
• Advertised on a professional website
• Faces blurred (at your request) to protect your anonymity
• We NEVER blur tattoos so if you think that someone will recognise you, or you look like a dodgy ‘painting by numbers’ book, please try elsewhere
• No upfront costs, payments made directly to you, on or before your appointments
• Security procedures in place
• For clients who insist our prices are too high, we will re-introduce our Price Match system for all bookings
• Friendly approachable management
• Extensive knowledge of the industry
• Fantastic clients
• Great earning potential
• Drug-free agency

Previous successful applicants have included:

• Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
• Secretaries,
• Office workers,
• Students,
• Athletes,
• Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
• Delivery drivers,

…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.

All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in the same way when starting and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.

Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!

Published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the SECRET DIARY team.