Hey Baby I’m a Brunette Now
(I brought a pack of Dyes ˆ ˆ) is the remainder of the song title, making it a weirdo candidate for the Midlands Maidens Music Box.
Bella in FashionLand (Live Action Segments)
We’d like to introduce you to Bella this time in FashionLand, where she also includes a few segments of Live Action from her photo shoot.
The Right Type of Classiness
We wrote a post a couple of weeks ago, explaining the ‘Right Type of Classiness’ required to Join Midlands Maidens. Here is a video for further guidance.
Midlands Maidens vs Russia
The latest news from the Midlands Maidens vs Russia war is that a huge compromise has been reached. Read on for more news!
High Standards and Class
For those of you who were thinking of joining Midlands Maidens and are continually stumped with our ‘high standards and class’ demands, this post is for you!
Expensive Tastes at Midlands Maidens
The kids are back at school, meaning we have the Man-Kids offering silly prices, not realising that we have expensive tastes at Midlands Maidens.
Niche Monthly September 2024
It’s time to open the covers of the Midlands Maidens Magazine again as we present the Niche Monthly September 2024 edition!
The Three Musketeers
There was an opportunity this week to double our staff list with one fell swoop – find out what happened when Midlands Maidens met the Three Musketeers!
September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment
Starting today, when applying to join Midlands Maidens, we offer two types of interviews described in this September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment post.
Midlands Maidens Heartbreakers
Apart from our three staff members being Midlands Maidens Heartbreakers, it’s time for the website owners to break a few hearts.
Kylie Minogue Sexercize
We’re guessing that there’ll be no need to introduce the latest singer to the Music Box, as we present Kylie Minogue Sexercizing her way into your earbuds!
FashionLand White Panties T and Teddy
We welcome Sandra Orlow back to the Midlands Maidens FashionLand section in a video titled FashionLand White Panties, T and Teddy.
How NOT to Join Midlands Maidens
Following Julia’s success a few weeks ago, we were expecting a few more Secret Diary entries – here is an example of how NOT to join Midlands Maidens!
August Community Service 2024
Following our YouTube channel getting removed it’s a good point to resurrect our August Community Service thread for 2024.
August Bank Holiday Recruitment
August Bank Holiday Recruitment We thought we’d combine some of…
First Weekend Success for the New Rates
The new rates have kicked in, and the first weekend’s success at Midlands Maidens has been overwhelming!