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Last Updated on Tuesday, March 9, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
Baby Wind-Up 3 Nearly 6
We’re still getting many calls, but this one had us cracking up. Meet the baby wind-up who wanted a Superman story read by Wonder Woman:
We couldn’t quite work out what the client wanted for a while, so excuse the repetitious requests to clarify what was needed.
The client held his hands up once we convinced him that we thought it was Tim Bradbury from YouTube, but apparently he’d just ‘borrowed’ the ‘3 nearly 6’ phrase.
Seems that he’s got a missus who didn’t mind him phoning up an escort agency in the slightest, and even videoed it to post on Facebook for good measure.
Nice to see that even on a lockdown that the humour is still there from some people, and personal thanks from us to the customer for a great time!