Halloween 2021
Join us for a season of witches and all things evil, as we poke around in Halloween 2021 for the occasional sacrifice of blood.
News from the Midlands Maidens Blog
I’ve Got it All
Taken from the Tracey Emin contemporary art auction (all rights respected), we also ask 'who else wants to say I've got it all?'
24/7 Happy Hour at Midlands Maidens
The sad thing is that the 24/7 happy hour at Midlands Maidens will never happen - unless you find someone that is living off our promotions.
At Discretion – What Does it Mean?
On most of our staff profiles now, are services or 'likes' with (at discretion) mentioned. What does 'at discretion' actually mean?
Community Service September 2021
Welcome to our Community Service September 2021 Forum Expansion post, revealing all that's new in the community forum.
An Edge Workaround
Following our post on the Edge browser, we were really annoyed at how it wouldn't play videos. Here is an Edge workaround to solve it!
A Couple of Things
We've got a couple of things this time that have been mentioned before, so we've decided to merge them into one single post.
Is This The Edge That We Wanted?
We are referring of course to Microsoft Edge rather than the girl in the image, but is this the Edge that we wanted?
Who is Sandra Orlow?
Running through a few of your website search terms the other night, we came across 'Sandra Orlow'. Who is Sandra Orlow?
Community Service August 2021
Welcome to the first of our forum expansion posts for new content, imaginatively titled Community Service August 2021.
Join Us for Christmas
Christmas? It's only August! Why should I be bothered about an offer to join us for Christmas, when I can join later?
Price Reductions at Midlands Maidens
Following a discussion with our girls, we have decided to apply price reductions at Midlands Maidens for'stupid o'clock' new clients.
The Sad Demise of Jessica
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
Price Rises at Midlands Maidens
Due to the rising prices in administration costs, we are forced to announce that there will be price rises at Midlands Maidens.
How to Get in Touch
We've been inundated with text messages this week, ALL of which have been ignored. How to get in touch? Here's the best way:
Midlands Maidens Champagne Extra
For the first time in 15 years, we're offering you the chance to purchase an 'extra' - the Midlands Maidens Champagne Extra.