Spring Recruitment 2025
So a quarter of a year after our last recruitment video we turn to this year with the Spring Recruitment Video 2025.
News from the Midlands Maidens Blog
Midlands Maidens are Back Home Again
Our old hosting company no longer wanted to associate with an escort agency. This is how Midlands Maidens found it’s way home!
Midlands Maidens Black Friday
As promised in the Christmas Updates post, our Midlands Maidens Black Friday offer is online starting today!
500 Not Out
Right after the ‘Unknown White Skirt’ FashionLand post, we noticed it was the 500th post, so we’re now batting on 500 not out!
Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates
By the time you read this, the decorations will be up and we’ll be preparing the Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates for 2024/2025.
Winter Recruitment 2024
Here we go with our last video outing for 2024, which we have imaginatively named ‘Winter Recruitment 2024’.
I Spit on Your Grave for Halloween 2024
It’s Halloween again and we’re going to scare you shitless with the original remake and a couple of sequels of ‘I Spit on Your Grave’ for Halloween 2024!
Why We Insist on Phone Calls at Midlands Maidens
We’ve been getting reams of texts, WhatsApp messages and emails lately. Here’s why we insist on phone calls at Midlands Maidens.
Just an Old Fashioned Agency
We’ve been searching a few ‘woke’ ideologies and why political correctness is not welcome at Midlands Maidens. who are just an old-fashioned agency!
How We Get Racked Out
Our apologies to clients trying to get through on this Tuesday (?!?) night, but once again the phones are off as we try to work out how we get racked out!
Jealousy’s Ugly Head
This post is being passed over to Lou-Lou, where she defines ‘Jealousy’s Ugly Head’, following a few comments on our latest recruitment post.
The Right Type of Classiness
We wrote a post a couple of weeks ago, explaining the ‘Right Type of Classiness’ required to Join Midlands Maidens. Here is a video for further guidance.
Midlands Maidens vs Russia
The latest news from the Midlands Maidens vs Russia war is that a huge compromise has been reached. Read on for more news!
Expensive Tastes at Midlands Maidens
The kids are back at school, meaning we have the Man-Kids offering silly prices, not realising that we have expensive tastes at Midlands Maidens.
September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment
Starting today, when applying to join Midlands Maidens, we offer two types of interviews described in this September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment post.
Midlands Maidens Heartbreakers
Apart from our three staff members being Midlands Maidens Heartbreakers, it’s time for the website owners to break a few hearts.