Price Reductions at Midlands Maidens
Following a discussion with our girls, we have decided to apply price reductions at Midlands Maidens for'stupid o'clock' new clients.
News from the Midlands Maidens Blog
The Sad Demise of Jessica
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
Price Rises at Midlands Maidens
Due to the rising prices in administration costs, we are forced to announce that there will be price rises at Midlands Maidens.
How to Get in Touch
We've been inundated with text messages this week, ALL of which have been ignored. How to get in touch? Here's the best way:
Midlands Maidens Champagne Extra
For the first time in 15 years, we're offering you the chance to purchase an 'extra' - the Midlands Maidens Champagne Extra.
Out of Town New Areas
Regrettably, we have had to add a few more out of town new areas to our pricing schedule, due to the costs involved in reaching them.
Your Applications
We're needing to add a few more quality girls to our website so here's a neat way in which we can handle your applications:
Biggest Decimation Yet
So we've given it a couple of weeks since the end of lockdown announcement, and we're embarking on our biggest decimation yet!
Outcalls and Incalls
As well as our outcall service at Midlands Maidens, we are now offering incalls. This then is the difference between outcalls and incalls.
End of Lockdown
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
Back Burner
We've had to throw a couple or three things on the back burner since the last post - here's what's been happening in Midlands Maidens land:
Lead Video
You've probably noticed by now, that we are using a lead video to promote our website. Here's the tools we used to create it:
Guest Blogging on Midlands Maidens
Guest Blogging - We've decided to throw caution to the wind and allow Guest Blogging on Midlands Maidens from relevant contributors.
Midlands Virgines
Why have we gone all Latin this time with Midlands Virgines? Quite simply, it's all to do with our new translation module.
How Can I Succeed?
We've been handed the poisoned chalice this time in the Midlands Maidens Blog, as we attempt to answer the question 'how can I succeed?'
Ava Dropped the Ball
No sooner than we announced that a new girl was available, Ava dropped the ball on us, casting further doubt on phone interviews.