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Mobile and tablet users will have noticed a slightly new design today. This is due to a new toy we're using as the content is now designed by heatmaps.
It's a well-known fact (amongst webmasters) that a 404 page is essential for a website's inner workings. Welcome then to the Midlands Maidens Sexy 404 page!
Hot off the press today comes this curated post from the London Evening Standard, saying 'no sex please' due to the UK coronavirus laws.
Looks like we dropped a bit of a clanger in the 'improvements' on adding one of the two new toys earlier this week: find out why we were going whoops!
We've had to throw the Age Gate onto this post about more toys as it gets rather indecent towards the end. Here's what's been added to the website!
We decided this week that a few of our old blog posts were starting to look a little shabby, which is why we decided to open the Evergreen Project.
We've just received a message from WPRocket that will enable any webmaster to rocket your website at a discounted price. Read on for full details:
It looks like we jumped the gun a little on our last post, and we decided to rectify this problem with this solution - imaginatively titled Optimisation 2.
Over the past few days, we've added a couple of new optimisation softwares into the website, one of which decided to remove our video posts.
Our latest preloader is optimised for mobile phones. Here's how to view it properly on a pc by using simple browser resizing.
We're still getting many calls, but this one had us cracking up. Meet the baby wind-up who wanted a Superman story read by Wonder Woman:
We've been working very hard today to bring the Mothership back to Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts and we think we've done a pretty good job!
Since we are taking no appointments without exemption certificates during COVID-19 restrictions, here's a quick 101 on how to get them.
Really does astound us how people try to flaunt the present social distancing rules by booking escorts and then wanting an incall to boot.
Due to the UK Lockdown, we've been swayed with introducing sexting, sex chat, videocalls into the website. Thing is though, this might be the missing link!