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Not struck in the slightest on being called a "thing".

Why am I , plus my services , and where the office is called a thing rather than my real name or at least a "professional and desirable escort with flashy knickers"?

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Topic starter Posted : Monday, April 27, 2020 7:17 am
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Hi Lou-Lou,

I'm afraid you were looking over something called Schema, in which everything is labelled 'thing' whether its a professional escort with flashy knickers, or a cleaning lady, or the president of the USA.

Rest assured that with all 'thing's being equal, you're now in the same elite circle of people as Lord Sugar and the Prime Minister 😀 

It's a business doing pleasure with you!

Posted : Monday, April 27, 2020 12:04 pm


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