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Last Updated on Saturday, October 24, 2020 by Midlands Maidens
Evermore staying up to date, Midlands Maidens will be applying restrictions to girls and clients that show symptoms of Corona Virus.
COVID-19 or the Corona Virus as it’s more commonly known, is starting to spread in the UK, and though the symptoms are only the same as common influenza, as this is a new virus there are no jabs or pills available yet to subdue it.
Now lets get this right, first the majority of the problem with the corona virus is due to BBC scaremongering, and even though eight people in the UK have died with corona virus symptoms so far, each year over 56,000 people die from common influenza and over 1,800 people die each year by being knocked over by a car.
In the past few years we were also going to die by contracting AIDS in the 80’s, acid rain in the 90’s, sarrs, swine flu, bird flu, chicken flu, foot and mouth, climate change, mad cow disease, and the hole in the ozone layer, but somehow against the odds, we’re all still here.
However any viruses going about can obviously be transferred in this industry, and whilst we’re happily sat in the office telling which girl to visit which client, we are also aware of any dangers.
This means that NO bookings will be taken by text message, or WhatsApp, not even from regular clients who at the moment enjoy this privilege, meaning that appointments will be taken by PHONE CALL ONLY.
We keep in regular contact with the girls and so we can monitor any sniffles, and any girl showing flu symptoms will be asked to take a COVID-19 corona virus check prior to any appointments being given out.
We hope that you will all be safe during this outbreak and that Midlands Maidens are doing just as much as Boris Johnson to combat this virus.
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