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Last Updated on Monday, January 25, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
Dear Diary – We’ll be Launching This Week
Dear Diary, After much deliberation and choosing of platforms and payment methods, we have finally decided on the combination we will be using, and the Secret Diary will be launching this weekend.
We will be doing a little messing around with ‘test posts’ – the like of which you might have already noticed in our quest to find the perfect package – but this time around it will just be to make sure that everything from logging on through to logging off works perfectly.
As explained last time, the Secret Diary will be for content that we consider to be too risqué for mainstream publication and to that end will require a membership to view.
We also decided on what to charge for this groundbreaking concept, and the pricing will be as follows:
- One month’s access to the Diary – £10
- Six month’s access to the Diary – £50 (one month FREE)
- One year access to the Diary – £90 (three months FREE)
More complete details on gaining membership will be outlined later this week, and we will be having at least TWO news items per month scheduled for publication.
All this and Midlands Maidens not needing to behave politically correct and go back to being our most outlandish and outspoken best is a sure-fire recipe for success, and we look forward to welcoming you onboard very soon!