It looks like we jumped the gun a little on our last post, and we decided to rectify this problem with this solution - imaginatively titled Optimisation 2.
Last Updated on Friday, October 23, 2020 by Midlands Maidens
You will have noticed that our ‘elite band of escorts’ has become even more elite following our decimation project which was monitored over the last few months.
During this time, we have monitored all girls that made themselves unavailable either through selective hearing problems or simply not answering their phones due to them preferring to go out on the razzle without first informing us that they would not be available to work.
As you can appreciate, this is totally out of order for a business that needs clients to flourish, and those girls falling foul of our decimation project have found out the hard way that Midlands Maidens takes no bullshit.
So that leaves us needing new girls then.
If you were interested in joining us, keep reading!
Joining Midlands Maidens
First off, consider the following short video from our friends over at Passion VIP in Birmingham:
As you can see from the video, chavs are not welcome and will get turned away by any self-respecting customer.
With Midlands Maidens becoming the first local agency to move into the higher echelons of elite escorts (as those girls falling foul of our decimation project will testify), it now becomes essential that any girl joining us has the charms, looks, and a little bit of dirtiness 🙂 to carry off their appointment with the greatest finesse possible.
With our escorting package provided to you, the escort, being unbeatable by ANY local or UK agency, the rarest thing in the world is an ex Midlands Maiden (unless you fall foul of our decimation project obviously), so what do you need to join us?
Essentials to join Midlands Maidens
It’s plainly obvious, that those choosing to pay peanuts will get monkeys.
With this in mind, we raised our prices to complement our girls for continually offering great services.
Those customers that insist on paying prices from the 1980s and still moaning about it are welcome to use any of the lower class providers or directories.
Our idea is a very simple one – expand our present client-base with customers who can see further than an obviously photo-shopped fake image, and give them REAL value for money, whilst those paying peanuts get conned once again.
Ok, so what do I need then?
You will need:
- Excellent communication skills
- Plenty of eye-contact
- Good command of the English language
- An ability to adapt to any situation
- Selflessness and putting your client first
- A red dress 🙂
The red dress thing is not essential, but that and a few lingerie additions will place you far and away above 99% of other local escorts!
Your Midlands Maidens Interview
The original mode of the interview will still be running – ie you need to make an arrangement to meet up, you need to KEEP that arrangement, and you need to stun us with your charm, sophistication and communication skills, after which you will be told your application results.
We have however got an alternative for you, in doing the interview via live video call on our Discord server – the method for this being outlined in another blog post.
To contact us regarding any meet-up or interview, you will first of all need to fill in the ESCORT JOBS form, and consider whether you would prefer a live video interview, or a face-to-face one.
Whichever method of interview you choose, we wish you all the best!
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