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Excuses and Insults
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Last Updated on Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Excuses and Insults
Following another timewasting set of interviews, we thought it right to highlight a few excuses and insults we get at Midlands Maidens.
These are by no means aimed at the latest Maidenettes intake, but the excuses that were received this week, whether made mistakenly or intentionally, were surely designed to insult the intelligence of any agency boss.
Then again the latest intake compounds these excuses and insults, meaning that some of the girls that were trying it on before, might have gotten away with it (but not for long!).
The following news item then contains many of the excuses that we have received at Midlands Maidens, that most of the girls think we haven’t heard before:
First up, let’s examine this ‘meme‘ that is readily available on the internet:
You can imagine from the above meme, the male owner waking up, then going through all of his duties in the Midlands Maidens office, going to an interview session, giving work out and vetting clients, then eventually getting some sleep.
At the same time, you can see one of the applicants going through a whole range of emotional instabilities trying to think up lies that we will fall for, then going to bed.
A list of excuses and/or insults:
Phone excuses:
- Sorry, I dropped my phone down the toilet.
- Sorry, this phone is crap at taking calls,
- Sorry, I dropped my phone on the road and it got run over.
- Sorry, the dog ate my phone.
- Sorry, I didn’t hear your call as I was in the shower (following five calls within the last hour).
- Sorry, I heard you ringing but my kid’s hidden it.
- Sorry, I left my phone at home.
Other excuses:
- Sorry, I’m on my period this weekend.
- Sorry, I’ve got a family do this weekend.
- Sorry, there’s a car parked in my driveway.
- Sorry, but I fell off a horse.
- Sorry, but my period just showed again this weekend.
- Sorry, but I’m on my way to Birmingham as I forgot it was Saturday.
- Sorry, I’m throwing my family relatives’ ashes in a Welsh mountain until Monday.
- Sorry, I know it’s the third weekend, but my period just keeps showing.
Insults to our intelligence:
(usually from failed Maidenettes):
- I need a life you know.
- Why don’t you get a life?
- I can’t take this stress.
- You don’t like it now that a strong-minded woman is calling the shots.
- I can’t take this pressure.
- I know it’s only 8 pm but I’m going to bed now until tomorrow dinner-time.
Those failed applicants reading this will no doubt recognise their own excuses, and realise just how silly they look when reading them in print.
What these applicants fail to realise, is that Midlands Maidens are working their hardest to get appointments for them – even at the weekend – and if they insist on being constant no-shows, we will refuse to represent them in offering their own brand of ‘Maidens Experiences’ to our clients.
We try to achieve every Maiden or Maidenette’s full potential, and with each of them being self-employed escorts and career girls, we also try to achieve the maximum earning potential of each girl.
In the past, we have had ex-employees of two of the three emergency services, secretaries, office workers, students, athletes, front-of-house zero hours employees and delivery drivers, all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’ – all of whom are treated in the same way when starting out and ‘buzzing’ in their new experiences.
If you feel that you could join this elite list, pop over to the APPLICATION FORM or the WhatsApp form at the bottom of this page, or give us a call on 07983-910-208 for more information.
We’ll look forward to meeting you on the other side!
Originally posted on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS team.
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