Isn't it a pity when a pretty 18-year-old applicant turns up and you must reject her for health and safety reasons?
Falling Down
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Last Updated on Saturday, December 21, 2024
Falling Down
It’s a pity when you enjoy the jukebox playing ‘Falling Down’ rather than the ‘charms’ of an interviewee trying to join us.
Applicant Name – Leesa
Interview Location – City Centre
Interview Partner – Solo Interview
Leesa was travelling from the eastern borders of Nottingham and had advised us that she might be a few minutes late.
She eventually wore a leather bomber jacket and jeans, neither of which would have been suitable for meeting a client.
Leesa had been told to wear ‘smart but casual’ attire so we were wondering where leather bomber jackets and jeans fitted into this.
Leesa was a brown-eyed blonde girl and according to her application form was ‘over 40’ and a midget.
She ruined the interview by constantly yakking, first about how good the drinks were, then about herself, then about needing to get home to her kids soon.
Her ‘services’ were fair, but she couldn’t have been let loose on our clients due to her constant talking (which might have led her to let her real details come out).
She was called the next morning with the bad news (as we couldn’t reach her that evening) that she had failed the interview this time.
As mentioned earlier, the highlight of this interview was a song that came on the jukebox, and here it is for you, Muse performing Falling Down:
Could YOU do better than Leesa at your Secret Diary interview?
When applying to join us, you should be punctual, charming, fluent in the English language, and be the perfect companion for all of our clients.
You should also be checking out our ‘How to Apply for a Job‘ post for further insights, also check out the client food chain, to see the types of clients that you will be sent out to and to balance things up, check out the companion post – the Providers Food Chain to see which types of girls get asked for the most by clients.
To apply to join our team of elite escort girls:
- Give us a call at 07983-910-208
- Visit the ESCORTS JOBS page and fill in an application form
- Apply via WhatsApp by clicking the button at the bottom of this page.
What you will get when successfully applying for a staff position at Midlands Maidens:
- Big cash rewards
- A Midlands Maidens GUARANTEED wage
- Total discretion
- Choose your hours to work (within reason)
- We manage all your bookings and advertising
- Advertised on a professional website
- Faces blurred (at your request) to protect your anonymity
- We NEVER blur tattoos so if you think that someone will recognise you, or you look like a dodgy ‘painting by numbers’ book, please try elsewhere
- No upfront costs, payments made directly to you, on or before your appointments
- Security procedures in place
- For clients who insist our prices are too high, we will re-introduce our Price Match system for all bookings
- Friendly approachable management
- Extensive knowledge of the industry
- Fantastic clients
- Great earning potential
- Drug-free agency
Previous successful applicants have included:
- Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
- Secretaries,
- Office workers,
- Students,
- Athletes,
- Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
- Delivery drivers,
…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.
All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in the same way when starting and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.
Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!
Published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the SECRET DIARY team.
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