Dunno about you lot, but we’re a bit fed up of these GDPR laws and rulings coming through our email inbox.
Every day we get swamped with new emails, many from companies that we never even heard of, asking us to ‘click here to accept our new privacy policy’, and – ‘this could be our last goodbye unless you accept this GDPR policy’.
All we’re bothered about is that all these emails from GDPR people we never heard of (possibly some scam going off here?) can be safely deleted, and if we never hear from them again it will be too soon!
So – with us being up to date on GDPR terminology, and our privacy policy, cookie message, and an option to erase personal details at the flick of a button-click, we thought we’d review a few sex dolls instead of worrying about tomorrows deadline.
First up – Samantha from Spain who plays hard-to-get:
“You can touch Samantha in the hands, you can kiss Samantha, she likes to be kissed… Normally she likes to be kissed always, and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts. She can also respond to the hands. So basically the hands are family, the romantic, the hips are family and romantic, and basically the spots where she feels sexy would be the mouth and the G-spot.”
Again. Tell her face. She looks like she is contemplating nothing but cold blooded murder. To be fair to Samantha she is no push over, and apparently must be romanced before she can be debased. She also likes Ed Sheeran, so at least he’s in luck.
“She has a way of interacting, that initially she would like to be romantic, she would like to be family, and you get to a point that she wants to be sexual,” Sergi adds
“The objective, the final objective of the sexual mode is to give her an orgasm.””
Source – ‘The Inquirer’
And then there’s Harmony from Real Doll:
Recently, a sex toy company, RealDoll, created a sex doll called ‘Harmony’, which can speak in all languages, moan during sex, talk dirty, call the partner’s name, get wet and can even have orgasms during sex.
A newer version of the Harmony Sex Doll, Harmony 2.0, comes with a ‘persistent memory allowing her to build up relationships with her owners and remember facts about them.’
Source – ‘The Nigerian News’
The makers of ‘Harmony’ have suggested that the dolls will be able to cook, talk, make the bed and clean the home by 2019, so we can see women becoming surplus to requirements!
Finally, we come to (sic) ‘Shannon’, who has had a full-blown porn video of her portraying her talents:
‘Shannon’ comes with many hair colours, eye colours and various cosmetic styles to fit in with your taste as seen on the Erotic Dolls website.
Since publishing this GDPR post, there has been a rather alarming rise in CHILDsex dolls, which have now been banned in many states in America, and they have even been banned from Amazon too.
We can understand the statement ‘better a sex doll than a real child’, but in the mind of a paedophile, this may well be the first step in an ever decreasing and sickening taboo fetish.
In line with our controversial post writing, we’ve managed to find a video of someone fucking a few micro sex-dolls, which are no bigger than a baby, and cumming all over its tits and in its mouth:
Each to his own I suppose, but we find this all rather sickening.
We hope that we’ve posted a worthy distraction to the normal GDPR emails, and please bear in mind that our REAL Nottingham Escorts are an excellent alternative to all of the above, due to them not needing to be cleaned out after every use and only minimally tucking into your biscuits and crackers stash!
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This Article was mentioned on midlandsmaidens.com