Following Julia’s success a few weeks ago, we were expecting a few more Secret Diary entries – here is an example of how NOT to join Midlands Maidens!
The interview for this girl was set for Tuesday evening, but we found it strange that the applicant’s full name was showing on her first call.
For those of you with a little ‘phone savvy-ness’, this indicates that she had applied to join us before, but when we enquired if she’d asked to join us previously. she said ‘No I haven’t’.
This set off a few alarm bells, but we said that we could not accept an application without photos – and she said that she’d already sent a few over via WhatsApp.
There were 5 headshots enclosed with a message saying ‘I’m 29 and a very experienced escort.
The first stumbling block happened on the way to the interview when a ‘dinner date’ booking arrived for LouLou.
LouLou was therefore sent to the ‘dinner date’ booking, leaving me to do a solo interview with Cleo.
Cleo was already there on arrival and the first thing that was immediately noticeable was how large she was – this was obviously the reason for the 5 headshots, rather than a couple of Body Shots included with her application.
Cleo was 29 years old, and a dress size 18+ with a 32G bust.
Having been told we COULD set her on, but she would be sent out as a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman), we got down to her previous agency (as she had already mentioned that she was highly experienced)
Seeming pleased with our rates and agency fees, Cleo was told that she might be set on, but this would be subject to her sending a few full-body shots over.
After getting home, the body shots started arriving.
This was just about the time that LouLou strolled in to pay her agency fees.
The decision to appoint Cleo to the Midlands Maidens staff list was immediately overruled by LouLou who said ‘There is no way that I’m going to represent THAT!
It got to 6 pm the next night and just before we were due to set out for another interview when Cleo sent a message ‘Please stop calling, I’ve changed my mind
So that ended up as the easiest dismissal (for a Big Fat Bastard) we’ve had to do.
Meanwhile, we’ve re-hashed an old video with thanks to Passion VIP (a Birmingham escort agency) that we’re guessing Cleo was exiled in shame from.
This video is from the old Passion VIP Vevo channel and has been re-hashed to show Midlands Maidens in place of Passion VIP .
We’ve got no problem with larger-sized girls, hey, Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, but we DO have problems with girls that will eat all of the client’s food out of his fridge!
And here is Reginald Perin’s Mother in Law for a direct comparison:
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