How to Contact Midlands Maidens (Without Winding Us Up)
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Last Updated on Sunday, February 2, 2025
How to Contact Midlands Maidens (Without Winding Us Up)
We’ve had many texts and WhatsApp messages over the last few weeks – Here’s a quick tutorial on contacting Midlands Maidens (without winding us up).
As most of our clients have come to know, the ONLY way to contact Midlands Maidens is by phone.
ALL text messages whether sent by your default message app, or via WhatsApp will be met by our auto-responder, which explains how to stop being a tight-wad.
We can easily guess that most new clients do not like the idea of chatting with a guy on the phone, even though a guy is more likely to know what the client needs.
What a guy presumes that the receptionist looks like
So the guy will keep texting until we call him back (which hardly ever happens) (it’s more likely that he’ll find himself blocked)
There are a couple of reasons that we never answer texts, WhatsApp messages, or calls from with-held numbers, and that is that this type of contact is usually used by time-wasters.
You can usually tell it’s a time-waster when they write ‘cash waiting’ or ‘I’m not a time-waster’.
What the receptionist REALLY looks like
Also one of the main reasons that some clients prefer to use texts, is that they are guessing that one of the girls will reply by text, thereby letting her phone number out to a number collector
No girls working with Midlands Maidens will EVER send you a text message! (and if they do, they’ll be sacked immediately).
So now, we’ll pass you over to Louise, who would like to introduce a short video to you:
Hi guys – Lou-Lou here!
I found this little video on youtube and if Steve turned up wearing this stuff he’d get fucked immediately!
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