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Incall Rates for Idiots

Incall Rates for Idiots

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Last Updated on Monday, April 10, 2023

Incall Rates for Idiots

We’ve deemed it necessary to explain a little more about our policy on incall rates.

Our policy is plain for all to see on the main page of both web and mobile versions of the website, under Pricing/Rates.

It seems though that some people develop ‘selective intelligence’ symptoms when it comes to them not being eligible to arrange an appointment.

So this short post is for those of limited, or selective intelligence.

Are you listening?

Good, here are the details –

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If you are a regular client, that is you’ve used Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts before and placed a booking, you are eligible for a full incall service between 12 midday until 10pm at the specified incall rates.

We don’t normally have problems with regular clients.

If you are NOT a regular client, then under NO circumstances will you be granted an incall appointment.

The reasons for this are simple:

First, there are the groups of guys looking for a place to have a last drink or two, and a couple of ‘sniffs’.

We’ve got nothing against this at all, but please don’t disrespect the agency and it’s other customers by provisionally treating the incall as a brothel/doss-house.

Then there are the single guys, again looking for a place to have a last drink. Please read the reason above as to why you will not be entertained.

Please read THIS BLOG POST on how to become a regular client and get full incall rates opportunities at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts.

The security of our girls is of paramount importance here.

We know that ‘Escorts Nottingham’ had their incall premises raided by a few gangsta wannabees, and we know that ‘Feline Escorts’ had one of their girls beaten to a pulp, and their premises trashed by the same wannabees.

These gangstas beating up a girl are so hard, its unbelievable, int it?

Anyway, this is why, for the sake of our girls and our regular clients that we do not offer incalls to non-regulars.

Would YOU answer the door to a loutish gang after midnight?

No, neither would we, and we wouldn’t expect our girls to either.

We hope that’s cleared up that small point, and regular clients can rest assured that they won’t need to bother about bumping into purveyors of selective intelligence when visiting our incall premises!

Search on Google for incall locations and their respective incall rates.

Originally posted on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS team.


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