Isn’t it a Pity

Last Updated on Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Isn’t it a Pity

Isn’t it a pity when a pretty 18-year-old applicant turns up and you must reject her for health and safety reasons?

This is what happened last night at our latest Secret Diary interview.

Applicant Name – Kelly

Interview Location – Wollaton

Interview Partner – Solo Interview

There were a couple of initial problems with this interview.

Firstly, the applicant was arriving from Loughborough in Leicestershire, which is not a real problem, as she made it quite easily to the interview location.

Secondly, Kelly had informed us that she had an ‘eye condition’.

Nevertheless, the interview went ahead as normal.

Kelly was a pretty 18-year-old brunette, a frail size 6 with ‘something like’ a 32B bust. (the ‘something like’ reason will become apparent later).

She had amazing poise on the phone and breezed that section of the application process.

It could be seen that Kelly was having problems getting around as she insisted on grabbing my arm to help with the drinks and being ushered to a comfy chair to sit down before she dared to let go.

Even though Kelly had done this type of work before, she had worked as an independent, and she had been plagued by Sex-Chatters.

The interview went well but then Kelly wanted to use the little girls’ room.

Once again, Kelly grabbed my arm and asked me to take her.

It was during this last excursion that my mind was made up – she couldn’t possibly be taken on due to health and safety reasons as finding the loo in a client’s house or hotel would have been nigh-on impossible.

With the designated interview partner not turning up, Kelly also insisted that she spoke to someone else about how Midlands Madens worked, so the original interview partner was called, and they had a nice long chat.

Finally, a friend arrived to take her home, and around an hour later Kelly was called to say that she had been unsuccessful with her application this time.

Could YOU do better than Kelly at your Secret Diary interview?

When applying to join us, you should be punctual, charming, fluent in the English language, and be the perfect companion for all of our clients.

You should also be checking out our ‘How to Apply for a Job‘ post for further insights, also check out the client food chain, to see the types of clients that you will be sent out to and to balance things up, check out the companion post – the Providers Food Chain to see which types of girls get asked for the most by clients.

To apply to join our team of elite escort girls:

• Give us a call at 07983-910-208
• Visit the ESCORTS JOBS page and fill in an application form
• Apply via WhatsApp by clicking the button at the bottom of this page.

What you will get when successfully applying for a staff position at Midlands Maidens:

• Big cash rewards
• A Midlands Maidens GUARANTEED wage
• Total discretion
• Choose your hours to work (within reason)
• We manage all your bookings and advertising
• Advertised on a professional website
• Faces blurred (at your request) to protect your anonymity
• We NEVER blur tattoos so if you think that someone will recognise you, or you look like a dodgy ‘painting by numbers’ book, please try elsewhere
• No upfront costs, payments made directly to you, on or before your appointments
• Security procedures in place
• For clients who insist our prices are too high, we will re-introduce our Price Match system for all bookings
• Friendly approachable management
• Extensive knowledge of the industry
• Fantastic clients
• Great earning potential
• Drug-free agency

Previous successful applicants have included:

• Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
• Secretaries,
• Office workers,
• Students,
• Athletes,
• Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
• Delivery drivers,

…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.

All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in the same way when starting and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.

Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!

Published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the SECRET DIARY team.