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Last Updated on Monday, March 8, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
Latest Stats and a New Menu
After a glance at the latest stats, it became apparent that over 50% of website viewers were now using a mobile phone, so we decided to use one and see what all the fuss was about.
Well, we look after you lot like a drunken father, don’t we?
Sure the website looked (sort of) great, but there was excessive scrolling needed on the front page when using a mobile, so according to the latest stats received, we’ve just finished up creating a new menu.
Created especially for mobile users (though pc and laptop users will no doubt find a use for it too).
Mobile Latest Stats
The homepage has recently been re-designed, and much of it is now in pictorial form.
Under the main header (the photo with the tottie slipping off her panties), you will now find a gallery slider containing all of our girls, plus image links to all the pages on our website that we think you’ll find most useful.
We’ve been playing around with it for a couple of hours now before installing it, and we think that coupled with the ‘back to top’ button in the bottom right corner, and the ‘call us’ button in the bottom left, this new menu will enhance your Midlands Maidens experience no end!
And so onto the latest stats for this past couple of weeks.
Leading by a long stretch though is the dedicated ‘escorts’ page, and popping up more regularly than before is the ‘Join Us‘ page where we have added a new intuitive application form and the photo spread videos – so we’re guessing that there’ll be a deluge of applications coming in.
We’ve already got plenty of content for the Secret Diary, which has had to take a back-seat whilst we do the interviews, so make sure that you join up today!
That’s about all for this one, and we’ll look forward to meeting you out on the road!
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