By the time you read this, the decorations will be up and we’ll be preparing the Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates for 2024/2025.
It doesn’t seem 5 minutes since we were welcoming in 2024, and now 2025 is poking its head around the door!
The first thing that 2025 will bring is that it will mark 19 years of Midlands Maidens opening its doors – just one year shy of a double decade of success, and STILL, we’ve not had a single bad review for our excellent staff!
There’s not another agency in the world that can claim that!
Midlands Maidens will be closed on December 3rd as it’s Steve’s (the owner’s) birthday and he’s been advised by the girls to give them the night off so that he can unwrap their presents (and probably get lashed in the process)!
Midlands Blokes
We’re getting a lot of applications from males (all using spam numbers) wanting to join us.
After a brief discussion with Lou-Lou where we concluded that 99.9% of our clients are men, it was decided that this new application phase of Midlands Blokes would all be shit shovellers – nevertheless though, if they wanted an interview, they can have one.
So if you fancy yourself as a gay Midlands Bloke, fill in an application from the Escort Jobs page.
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Midlands Maidens Amnesty
From December 20th we will be opening our services again to those clients who decided to rub us (and our staff) up the wrong way by garnering the staff’s social network details.
Our staff have all been forewarned of this practice, what to look out for during an appointment, and ensuring their phones are soldered to their necks during a booking.
Any client that breaks this code of conduct again will find themselves PERMANENTLY blacklisted.
Midlands Maidens Black Friday
As usual, we like to complicate things a little so the Midlands Maidens Black Friday event will happen in January 2025.
We know that after Christmas and usually up until March, clients start to ‘feel the pinch’ on their wallets and finances.
So starting on the 2nd January 2025, we will be reverting to our old pricing scale of £160 for the first hour and £100 for subsequent hours up until at least March.
Midlands Maidens Christmas Opening Times
Midlands Maidens will again be open throughout Christmas and the New Year.
The usual prices will apply throughout EXCEPT for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day – NewYears Eve and New Year’s Day – the cost for an appointment on these days will be £200 for the first hour and £100 for subsequent hours (out of town fees will also rise due to cab fare increases).
With that, it just remains to wish ALL of our clients and website commenters, Past, Present and Future,
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