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Last Updated on Wednesday, March 10, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
Midlands Maidens Recruitment 2021
Nowt like striking while the irons hot, is thi? Welcome to the Midlands Maidens recruitment 2021 video and advice for joining us!
First off then we’ll show you the new video, which according to LUMEN5 provides a motivational soundtrack (blah blah blah) inspiration to get you to take notice:
Dunno about the motivational soundtrack – we (like our clients) just liked the cute girls.
You’ll have noticed at the start of the video that the Midlands Maidens recruitment 2021 coincides with our 15th ANNIVERSARY, which we will be writing another blog post about later on today.
And so to this year’s recruitment drive:
- You must be at least 18 years old to apply for a staff position at Midlands Maidens, and there is no upper age limit.
- Applications should ideally first be made via the APPLICATION FORM on our Escort Jobs page, which should include at least two photographs, but we also accept applications by phone.
- If you are successful in your initial application, you will be invited for a face-to-face interview, either over WhatsApp video call, or at a local bar or café, as we never take anyone on without having met them first.
- Your wages and terms will be explained in full at your interview, but it should be noted that you will be working as a ‘self employed companion’.
- Being ‘self employed’, you will not have to put up with shifts, rotas, or anything else that comes with being employed, and you will be able to work as many hours as you wanted.
- We do not condone the use of alcohol or chemically infused heighteners (drugs) on bookings, and anyone reported to be doing so by our clients will be removed from our staff list.
It has been mentioned that it’s harder to get onto the Midlands Maidens staff list, than to win the X FACTOR, but that is purely to dissuade ‘agency hoppers‘, girls with poor attitudes, girls with poor timekeeping, and no-shows from wasting our time, as we only want the best girls at Midlands Maidens.
So do you think you’ve got what it takes?
If you’d like the chance to PROVE you’ve got what it takes, just pop over to the ESCORT JOBS page and blind us with your perfect application!
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