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Last Updated on Sunday, January 16, 2022 by Midlands Maidens
Midlands Maidens Recruitment Video 2022
As all (both) of our girls prepare for another busy night, we’d like to introduce you to the Midlands Maidens Recruitment Video 2022.
We’ve actually got four or five new recruitment videos set for release at various parts of the year, featuring random dance troupés, sexy girls, and even some jailbait jiggy-jiggy, but the video that got the nod from all of the staff was the first one that we made.
Slightly different from the Lumen5 videos we’ve used in the past that are mainly text orientated, we’ve decided to let the actors do the talking for you this time as Elvis, Fred Astaire, Bridgitte Bardot, and a whole swathe of dancers strutting their stuff, take control of the main video, confining any text comments and instructions to the beginning and end.
So what’s needed now to join Midlands Maidens?
More of the same actually, which is:
- Punctuality, punctuality, PUNCTUALITY
- Listening to clients rather than rambling on about your kids and where you’re going tomorrow with his money
- Keeping your contact details PRIVATE
- Following our simple rules to keep you SAFE
…and starting from this year due to teens messing around with us:
You MUST have a CONTRACT WORK PHONE!
We got really pissed off with teens (and a few other non-essential staff members) calling via WhatsApp (four or five different numbers) due mainly to changing their PAYG sim cards to different numbers.
This year, anyone NOT having a contract phone number will be refused on the spot.
Most networks are now offering SIM-only deals, and we can highly recommend Virgin Mobile at £7 per month on a 12-month contract.
Pop this new SIM card into your phone and for £7 a month, all of your calls to clients will be FREE!
And so onto this year’s first Midlands Maidens Recruitment Video 2022.
We’re sure that you’ll recognise the song, but for those of you that have been living in a tomb for the last 20 years, it’s I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers.
This video was uploaded straight to YouTube, but knowing how they tend to delete videos or make them into adult content over there, we’ve uploaded a few copies to our own server, which should keep it rolling uninterrupted.
We hope that you enjoyed our latest recruitment video, and we’ll look forward to seeing you soon!