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This post is being passed over to Lou-Lou, where she defines 'Jealousy's Ugly Head', following a few comments on our latest recruitment post. Source

(I brought a pack of Dyes ˆ ˆ) is the remainder of the song title, making it a weirdo candidate for the Midlands Maidens Music Box. Source

We'd like to introduce you to Bella this time in FashionLand, where she also includes a few segments of Live Action from her photo shoot. Source

We wrote a post a couple of weeks ago, explaining the 'Right Type of Classiness' required to Join Midlands Maidens. Here is a video for further guidance. Source

The latest news from the Midlands Maidens vs Russia war is that a huge compromise has been reached. Read on for more news! Source

For those of you who were thinking of joining Midlands Maidens and are continually stumped with our 'high standards and class' demands, this post is for you! Source

The kids are back at school, meaning we have the Man-Kids offering silly prices, not realising that we have expensive tastes at Midlands Maidens. Source

It's time to open the covers of the Midlands Maidens Magazine again as we present the Niche Monthly September 2024 edition! Source

There was an opportunity this week to double our staff list with one fell swoop - find out what happened when Midlands Maidens met the Three Musketeers! Source

Starting today, when applying to join Midlands Maidens, we offer two types of interviews described in this September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment post. Source

Apart from our three staff members being Midlands Maidens Heartbreakers, it's time for the website owners to break a few hearts. Source

We're guessing that there'll be no need to introduce the latest singer to the Music Box, as we present Kylie Minogue Sexercizing her way into your earbuds! Source

We welcome Sandra Orlow back to the Midlands Maidens FashionLand section in a video titled FashionLand White Panties, T and Teddy. Source

Following Julia's success a few weeks ago, we were expecting a few more Secret Diary entries - here is an example of how NOT to join Midlands Maidens! Source

Following our YouTube channel getting removed it's a good point to resurrect our August Community Service thread for 2024. Source

Last Updated on Friday, September 6, 2024 August Bank Holiday Recruitment We thought we’d combine some of our favourite things and push out an August Bank Holiday Recruitment video for you. With August Bank Holiday weekend looking like being a total washout c/o Storm Lilian, we thought that you’d all enjoy being a little warmer… Source

The new rates have kicked in, and the first weekend's success at Midlands Maidens has been overwhelming! Source

After last week's Agency Hopper and Timewaster applicants, we finally got a little breathing space by taking on another Maiden at last! Source

The kids are off school for August, so what better time than to post a load of Jailbait images in the Niche Monthly August 2024 edition! Source

As usual last night, we needed to turn off the phones. This announcement is to declare price rises at Midlands Maidens for unsocial hours. Source

It was pointed out that the original version of this video wasn't kinky enough, so here is the Autumn Recruitment 2024 Kinky Version Video. Source

To tie in with the Autumn Recruitment 2024 video, we've written a quick post to whet your appetite. Source

We’re back to the ‘stills’ photo shoots this time, with one of the tiniest Jailbaits - Kleophia in a black dress for FashionLand. Source

Welcome back to the Midlands Maidens Magazine section, and this time, let's look under the covers of Niche Monthly July 2024. Source

We've had many texts and WhatsApp messages over the last few weeks - Here's a quick tutorial on contacting Midlands Maidens (without winding us up). Source

We're approaching the last days of Summer, and still, Midlands Maidens are struggling with just a dynamic duo on our staff list. Source

Ritchie Kotzen is an American guitarist who started in ‘Mr Big’ along with Billy Sheehan and ended up with him again in the supergroup, ‘The Winery Dogs’. Source

This time in the Midlands Maidens News section, we pay a visit to HMP Wandsworth with full visitation rights. Source

This Google News and Street Views post is an official techie test for our new 'Google News' sitemap, which we'll explain below. Source

This time in our FashionLand series, we’d like to introduce you to Mia and a pair of her gold heels in Live Action Source

We have found it appropriate to pursue another exposé - this time on 'foreign' girls wishing to join Midlands Maidens. Source

With Midsummer's Day just around the corner, we thought showing TWO versions of Summer Nights as a recruitment video would be a good idea. Source

For those of you who have been camped out under a bush instead of reading our latest posts, we thought we'd answer Who is QueenSnake? Source

FashionLand - Marina - This video from our FashionLand series features Marina in Purple Lingerie. Source

Time for more kinky shit as we open the covers of the Niche Monthly May 2024 Magazine section. Source

I'm afraid that we must offer you our apologies for not being available this last weekend, due to Steve (moi) feeling really ill. Source

As usual, on a Bank Holiday Monday, there was an attempt to harass us. This is how to avoid harassment the Midlands Maidens way. Source

This next video from FashionLand features an old (young) favourite, as Sandra turns out to be none other than Miss Sandra Orlow. Source

Another full bag of magazine items for you in the Niche Monthly April 2024 edition, including a Jailbait Cosplayer and an evil Lezdom Torture session. Source

To tie in with the Summer Recruitment 2024 video, weighing in at just over 25 minutes, we thought it would be appropriate to write a long post about it too. Source