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No Sex Please We're British

No Sex Please, We’re British

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Last Updated on Wednesday, April 12, 2023

No Sex Please, We’re British

Hot off the press today comes this curated post from the London Evening Standard, saying ‘no sex please’ due to the UK coronavirus laws.

This obviously applies to all escort users too, unless your name is Dominic Cummings.

Dominic Cummings, by the way, is that arse-hole who made a 500 mile round trip from London to Durham, plus a 30 mile trip to a local castle ‘to test his eyes’ for his missus’s birthday, where it was also necessary to load up a child seat for a four-year-old.

Absolute fucking twat, int it?

Anyway, excuse our seething at idiots, and here’s the curated post from the Evening Standard:

Brits have been banned from having sex with anyone outside of their own household under new coronavirus lockdown legislation rolled out by the Government. Officials on Monday introduced new measures

Source: Having sex with someone you don’t live with is illegal from today under coronavirus lockdown laws | London Evening Standard

So there you go then, it’s official.

No sex with anyone outside your own household, but we presume that having a wank over their pictures or going on porn sites is fine for now.

This makes it even more imperative that agencies such as Midlands Maidens, and other suppliers can provide a fairly run ‘Phone Chat’ system to tide both the escorts and their clients over until the coronavirus has abated.

Details of OUR system can be found on the PHONE SEX page, and with this being run over the phone, there are no geographical boundaries to add to the call.

We are looking forward to meeting you all again one day, but meanwhile, we’ll just have to be satisfied with watching the co-receptionists flashing their knickers!

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