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Last Updated on Wednesday, March 24, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
We’ve added a couple of new play-fings to keep you occupied on Midlands Maidens – here is a quick run-down on what’s new.
We’ll start off with the most obvious play-fings (girlie-speak for playthings) first, and that’s the mega humungous ‘trending posts’ section towards the bottom of the page.
Surprise surprise, our old friend MaryJane Auryn ‘heads’ up that one, but a couple of our other fetish posts from Room 101 are regularly finding a spot in there.
We’re looking at adding pages, girls and areas in future additions when we’ve worked out where to place them.
The other (more techie) play-fings:
Once again looking through our ‘user searches’ list, we noticed that there were a few enquiries for ‘DARK WEB’.
Who are we to argue with the user searches, so we quickly went through all of the Room 101 posts and added a ‘dark web’ tag to them.
We don’t imagine for one minute that any real visitors to the dark web will be fooled by this, but having a few posts on bondage, flogging and BDSM tagged up should satisfy any ‘vanilla’ viewers.
The Never-Ending SEO Quandry
Once more we have changed our SEO software, mainly due to Yoast having no compassion with their users and forcing an embedded timestamp into every post, page, HOMEpage, product, and in our own case, into ‘escorts’ and ‘areas’.
With many of the Yoast customers complaining vocally about this timestamp, the only way to get around this was to run with an earlier version that did not have the timestamp added.
After waiting for two weeks, with no changes forthcoming or agreed to, we decided to change our software back to Rank Math, which has all of the Yoast ‘extras’ included as standard.
Pity really, as there were no greater fans of Yoast than us, but this new timestamp which hijacks ALL of the snippets will see a huge exodus from that software.
We hope that you’ll enjoy all of our play-fings, both seen and unseen, and join us next time for more Midlands Maidens News!
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