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Last Updated on Saturday, May 8, 2021 by Midlands Maidens
Another new girl sank faster than quicksand this weekend, after she had reigned for just 3 days. See why she didn’t deserve a second chance:
Normally when a girl joins Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts, we like to ween her in carefully, only sending her to meet regular clients, or those clients sending positive proof of where they are.
Jessica was the girl this time, who accepted a potentially high-paying appointment and carried it off with flying colours, and then even had a follow-on to take her earnings for the night to almost £800.
That though, was when Jessica disappeared, and she only resurfaced on the Sunday morning, apologising for her lack of input on the Saturday.
As it was, we had obtained a re-booking from Friday’s high-paying client that Jessica was quite aware of, and following his call to re-confirm we mentioned it to Jessica, who promised that she would call him straight away to set the appointment up.
Imagine our surprise then when we received a call from the client asking where Jessica was, and mentioning that she had never called him.
Whilst the client was on the line, we tried her phone SEVEN times, each time the call going to voicemail.
The worst part of this job is having to apologise for a girl’s misdemeanors, and happily this hardly ever happens, but letting down a client that she had already arranged to meet is the cardinal sin for an escort agency girl.
By the time that you read this, Jessica will have been removed from the main website, and when she needs a new fix, be that alcoholic or chemical related, and her £800 has run out, she will find that she is no longer on our staff list.
The Quicksand Pit
Around the back of our offices is a small wood that we are looking to utilise for the odd photo shoot, and following Jessica’s demise, a quicksand pit.
We are basing our design for this on the following video from YouTube:
So all the failed Maidens will now be led out into the woods and left to sink in quicksand.
So with that all out of the way, I suppose we’d better ask if anyone fancied coming in to replace Jessica?
We’ve had lots of applicants over the last couple of weeks, but they all seem to either have phone problems (Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts do not accept phone excuses), or they use SnapChat filters, or they are wholly unsuitable for joining us.
Basically then, you need to scrub up well in all situations when attending your interview, and even more so when meeting a client.
Please also be aware that Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts is a long standing local escort agency that is against all forms of exploitation and ‘pimping’.
You will need to be 18yrs of age or over to apply (there is no upper age limit) and have your skill-set (services) set out firmly in your memory to provide us with at your interview.
Your interview will be in a public place to discuss your application, and in no way will this be a ‘casting couch’ scenario. All we will be looking for is your looks, your punctuality, and a little roleplay to see how you handle certain situations in a one-to-one situation.
Also, try and bring down a few of your own questions to ask us, but we always manage to cover most points in our presentation. Questions nevertheless are always welcome.
We’ll look forward to meeting you, and here’s hoping that you don’t fall foul of our quicksand pit!