We’ve got three reasons to be cheerful announced in this post for you, and we hope that you will enjoy and be educated by each one!
The first of our reasons to be cheerful concern the latest price rises.
Reason One
Following a successful trial period in which our appointments during the day boomed, we have decided to make this a permanent fixture – not just that, but EXTEND it by a further six hours.
So from Monday 11th February, ALL appointments taken between 10am to 10pm throughout the whole week and weekend will revert back to our original prices – ie £150 per hour – and will remain all inclusive.
Appointments made outside these hours will remain at £200 for the first hour, unless you fulfil the second of our reasons to be cheerful:
Reason Two
We’ve decided that ALL REGULAR CLIENTS – that is a client that has used us within the last six months – will benefit from these reductions NO MATTER what time they call.
This should alleviate any concerns that we have ‘priced ourselves out’ and ensure that clients that came to us in the first place will stay with us.
In fact we will be REMOVING the unsocial hours payment and making it a flat £150 first hour across the board.
Cool, how can I work for you now?
The application rules have not changed – in fact they’re even stricter for girls that wanted to take on our client-base.
Availability is a big thing – you’ll be neither use nor ornament to a regular client that prefers to ‘work through the book’ if you were only available to work every third Tuesday between 1pm and 2pm.
We’re getting a few of these ‘non-available’ girls applying right now, and they’ll all be told that it’s not us that you’re working for – it’s YOU that you’re working for – and if you’re not around, then we will offer alternate staff.
When submitting your application, we must emphasise that anyone using SnapChat or Instagram filters will have their application thrown in the nearest bin.
Filtered Photo Examples:
Snapchat is an amazing way to have fun with your friends. It can also make you look like a haunted troll.Snapchat is a great way to show your friends your daily routines and hobbies. If your hobbies include puking rainbows and face swapping with inanimate objects.Everyone involved in this Snapchat fail must never speak of it again. Including us.Have you ever wanted to look like a faceless demon? Snapchat may be for you.Where is this demon child hiding? Bring her to the people so they might decide her fate.I had a nightmare like this once. Except there was far, far more blood.
You must remember that you are appealing to our client-base for an appointment, and any client with half a brain will throw the above examples out immediately for not taking your job seriously!
At the other end of the scale, we look into tattoos and botox treatments, both of which are frowned upon by us and clients alike.
There’s no hope for this lot, and you need to appreciate that our clients will wonder what the fuck is stuck onto their nobs – and that’s without some of the enhancement peeling off on it!
If you really must dabble with botox or cosmetic surgery to improve your looks, then please apply elsewhere.
Reason Three
The third of our reasons to be cheerful isn’t a reason per sé, but it does give us an opportunity to show this video.
Sit back and enjoy Ian Dury and the Blockheads playing their 1979 hit, Reasons to be Cheerful Part 3 and we’ll see you next time!
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