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Seasonal Sexting

Last Updated on Sunday, March 27, 2022 by Midlands Maidens

Just a few more weeks until Christmas, and we thought we’d celebrate with a few seasonal sexting memes and ideas.

It’s also your last chance to join us before Christmas – we just insist on our staff having the right attitude and going to see our clients when THEY want, and not when YOU CAN BE BOTHERED if they come in at the right time when it’s convenient.

Joining Midlands Maidens is actually a career move and should be treated as one – unlike our last couple of staff members who found it far too difficult, stressful, and inconvenient, to be going out and earning wads of cash.

If your life is ruled by the clock, then please keep your zero-hour job at Tescos or Aldi rather than becoming a professional full-time or part-time escort.

Successful professional escorts and companions will find that regular clients will come in at any time of the day or night, and any day of the week or weekend, and two or three of these clients will mean earnings in excess of £1000 or more a week for the equivalent of 20 hours worth of appointments (a little more than the £300 a week for 40 hours, working flat out as a Tescos shelf stacker)?

For those of you that are interested in finding out what it’s all about, the WhatsApp application and the Escort Jobs form are linked to this page.

So then, onto the Seasonal Sexting and memes:

We’ve added most of the memes into a totty gallery at the bottom so that you don’t need to put up with our waffling, but we’d like to explain what’s happening with the other images.

The FEATURED IMAGE (above at the top) is looking like it’s going to be our December screensaver and lead image, but it’s obviously too hot for Facebook so the readers there will get a photo of Christmas cats instead.

The MOBILE SCREENSAVER is also given a sneak preview here, but yet again it’s too hot for Facebook.

Seasonal Sexting Mobile

This brings us to the memes:

This first one is from an Instagram influencer and is far too pertinent to be dumped in some random totty gallery, explaining perfectly how sex work is frowned upon by a certain cliqué of people and what this cliqué is missing out on:


…and now for the Totty Gallery memes collection:

That’s it from this post.

We hope that you enjoy our selection of ‘Mucky Memes’ and that your seasonal sexting stays up to scratch with Midlands Maidens, the premier 24 hour Nottingham Escorts agency.

Originally published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS team.

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