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Last Updated on Sunday, March 27, 2022 by Midlands Maidens
Statistics and 404s
Welcome to our statistics and 404s round-up for the month so far.
We’ve decided to add the pages being returned as ‘404 errors’ so that we can see who exactly is trying to access old parts of the website and make decisions on whether these old parts should once again become main features.
It is no surprise to see the ESCORTS pages up there with the main front runners, whether they just be the main escorts page or one of our new locations pages from Nottingham, or Derby, or Mansfield, or Leicester.
What IS surprising though is to see the ABOUT page eclipsing all of them, which is a page that we just threw together in about five minutes to explain a few basic principles on how we work.
It just goes to show that you don’t need tits and arses for an informative read, and with over 150% of readers confirming this, it looks like our original five-minute ‘throw-away’ page has been well received and will be staying.
One feature that we felt was lacking, and was updated yesterday, is the Statistics and 404s error page – that’s the one where you type in midlandsmaidens.com/any-old-bollocks into your address bar and get sent to a page that doesn’t exist.
We were getting analytics reports suggesting old escorts, old blog posts, old pages that no longer existed, and old photos that were removed a while ago, were still getting attempts to access them.
Now, this is a little new, so we’re not quite sure on how it will stand up, but if you tried typing midlandsmaidens.com/any-old-bollocks (or any other phrase that you wanted) into your address bar, you SHOULD get taken to our new Statistics and 404s page.
This new page contains a full menu at the top, a brief menu towards the bottom, and a suggestion for five pages that you might have been looking for, based on your search query.
We don’t do things in half-measures here at Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts and we’re hoping that even a 404 error page will enhance potential visitors onto our website!
We’ll be starting up with the SECRET DIARY again later today, and with a full set of interviews carried out over the last week, we’ve got plenty to keep you occupied.
As usual, these posts will be complete with photographs (where applicable), dates and the full interview process, and we’ll look forward to meeting you in our Diary Logs!
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