I’ve Got it All
Taken from the Tracey Emin contemporary art auction (all rights respected), we also ask 'who else wants to say I've got it all?'
Then There Were Three
Then there were three - now that Emily has left Midlands Maidens. Here's a brief resume on ALL of the last two week's interviews.
Join Us for Christmas
Christmas? It's only August! Why should I be bothered about an offer to join us for Christmas, when I can join later?
Price Reductions at Midlands Maidens
Following a discussion with our girls, we have decided to apply price reductions at Midlands Maidens for'stupid o'clock' new clients.
The Sad Demise of Jessica
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
Jessica’s Reprieve
It's not so long ago that Jessica was sent to the Midlands Maidens quicksand pit. Read on to see why Jessica's reprieve was accepted:
Your Applications
We're needing to add a few more quality girls to our website so here's a neat way in which we can handle your applications:
Biggest Decimation Yet
So we've given it a couple of weeks since the end of lockdown announcement, and we're embarking on our biggest decimation yet!
End of Lockdown
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
Mixed Messages
Another successful WhatsApp interview this week, but after several mixed messages, we were forced to turn it down.
How Can I Succeed?
We've been handed the poisoned chalice this time in the Midlands Maidens Blog, as we attempt to answer the question 'how can I succeed?'
Whats the Difference…
Whats the difference between a prostitute, a call-girl, and an escort? Risking falling under the controversy hammer, we'll try to explain.
Ava Saving the Ball
So after the departure of Shelly earlier this week, it was Ava saving the ball to keep our clients happy and fulfilled.
Shelly Gets the Wellie
Looks like our latest milf has flown the nest - see why our latest girl Shelly gets the wellie in our latest post.
New Maiden Shelly
After four months of contacting us regarding fixing her car, new Maiden Shelly finally joined us this week in a blaze of glory!
Price Comparison
One of the first blog posts we ever published, was a price comparison for services rendered. How does it stand up in today's market?