500 Not Out
Right after the ‘Unknown White Skirt’ FashionLand post, we noticed it was the 500th post, so we’re now batting on 500 not out!
Falling Down
It’s a pity when you enjoy the jukebox playing ‘Falling Down’ rather than the ‘charms’ of an interviewee trying to join us.
Isn’t it a Pity
Isn’t it a pity when a pretty 18-year-old applicant turns up and you must reject her for health and safety reasons?
Winter Recruitment 2024
Here we go with our last video outing for 2024, which we have imaginatively named ‘Winter Recruitment 2024’.
Just an Old Fashioned Agency
We’ve been searching a few ‘woke’ ideologies and why political correctness is not welcome at Midlands Maidens. who are just an old-fashioned agency!
How We Get Racked Out
Our apologies to clients trying to get through on this Tuesday (?!?) night, but once again the phones are off as we try to work out how we get racked out!
Jealousy’s Ugly Head
This post is being passed over to Lou-Lou, where she defines ‘Jealousy’s Ugly Head’, following a few comments on our latest recruitment post.
The Right Type of Classiness
We wrote a post a couple of weeks ago, explaining the ‘Right Type of Classiness’ required to Join Midlands Maidens. Here is a video for further guidance.
High Standards and Class
For those of you who were thinking of joining Midlands Maidens and are continually stumped with our ‘high standards and class’ demands, this post is for you!
The Three Musketeers
There was an opportunity this week to double our staff list with one fell swoop – find out what happened when Midlands Maidens met the Three Musketeers!
September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment
Starting today, when applying to join Midlands Maidens, we offer two types of interviews described in this September Dancing (S-H-E) Recruitment post.
How NOT to Join Midlands Maidens
Following Julia’s success a few weeks ago, we were expecting a few more Secret Diary entries – here is an example of how NOT to join Midlands Maidens!
August Bank Holiday Recruitment
August Bank Holiday Recruitment We thought we’d combine some of…
First Weekend Success for the New Rates
The new rates have kicked in, and the first weekend’s success at Midlands Maidens has been overwhelming!
Another Maiden at Last
After last week’s Agency Hopper and Timewaster applicants, we finally got a little breathing space by taking on another Maiden at last!
Price Rises at Midlands Maidens for Unsocial Hours
As usual last night, we needed to turn off the phones. This announcement is to declare price rises at Midlands Maidens for unsocial hours.