Taken from the Tracey Emin contemporary art auction (all rights respected), we also ask 'who else wants to say I've got it all?'
Then there were three - now that Emily has left Midlands Maidens. Here's a brief resume on ALL of the last two week's interviews.
Christmas? It's only August! Why should I be bothered about an offer to join us for Christmas, when I can join later?
Following a discussion with our girls, we have decided to apply price reductions at Midlands Maidens for'stupid o'clock' new clients.
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
It's not so long ago that Jessica was sent to the Midlands Maidens quicksand pit. Read on to see why Jessica's reprieve was accepted:
We're needing to add a few more quality girls to our website so here's a neat way in which we can handle your applications:
So we've given it a couple of weeks since the end of lockdown announcement, and we're embarking on our biggest decimation yet!
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
Another successful WhatsApp interview this week, but after several mixed messages, we were forced to turn it down.
We've been handed the poisoned chalice this time in the Midlands Maidens Blog, as we attempt to answer the question 'how can I succeed?'
Whats the difference between a prostitute, a call-girl, and an escort? Risking falling under the controversy hammer, we'll try to explain.
So after the departure of Shelly earlier this week, it was Ava saving the ball to keep our clients happy and fulfilled.
Looks like our latest milf has flown the nest - see why our latest girl Shelly gets the wellie in our latest post.
After four months of contacting us regarding fixing her car, new Maiden Shelly finally joined us this week in a blaze of glory!
One of the first blog posts we ever published, was a price comparison for services rendered. How does it stand up in today's market?