Taken from the Tracey Emin contemporary art auction (all rights respected), we also ask 'who else wants to say I've got it all?'
Then there were three - now that Emily has left Midlands Maidens. Here's a brief resume on ALL of the last two week's interviews.
Christmas? It's only August! Why should I be bothered about an offer to join us for Christmas, when I can join later?
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
So we've given it a couple of weeks since the end of lockdown announcement, and we're embarking on our biggest decimation yet!
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
We've been handed the poisoned chalice this time in the Midlands Maidens Blog, as we attempt to answer the question 'how can I succeed?'
No sooner than we announced that a new girl was available, Ava dropped the ball on us, casting further doubt on phone interviews.
Looks like our latest milf has flown the nest - see why our latest girl Shelly gets the wellie in our latest post.
Nowt like striking while the irons hot, is thi? Welcome to the Midlands Maidens recruitment 2021 video and advice for joining us!
In this last post of the year, we take a look at what's been happening in Midlands Maidens Land in our 2020 round-up.
Following our final rack announced in the last post, we're looking for another kind of rack, to apply within the Midlands Maidens Jobcentre.
We've decided to publish a 'next months schedule' at the start of each month, to let you know what's happening with COVID-19.
Looks like COVID19 is doing the rounds again, but we think that we've found the ideal solution with our Midlands Maidens sex bubble.
Midlands Maidens Jobs - We were advised last night that one of the soaps is running an escort story-line. Is it all really easy money?
Another new girl sank faster than quicksand this weekend, after she had reigned for just 3 days. See why she didn't deserve a second chance