24/7 Happy Hour at Midlands Maidens
The sad thing is that the 24/7 happy hour at Midlands Maidens will never happen - unless you find someone that is living off our promotions.
At Discretion – What Does it Mean?
On most of our staff profiles now, are services or 'likes' with (at discretion) mentioned. What does 'at discretion' actually mean?
End of Lockdown
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
Covid Scam
We'd just like to show a few official figures, which to our mind proves that the latest 'tiers' system is a total governmental covid scam.
Next Months Schedule
We've decided to publish a 'next months schedule' at the start of each month, to let you know what's happening with COVID-19.
Lockdown Returns
Another un-needed lockdown returns this week (Thursday), as the UK Government try their best to make it a 'No-Nut-November' for everyone.
Sex Bubble
Looks like COVID19 is doing the rounds again, but we think that we've found the ideal solution with our Midlands Maidens sex bubble.
No Sex Please, We’re British
Hot off the press today comes this curated post from the London Evening Standard, saying 'no sex please' due to the UK coronavirus laws.
Exemption Certificates 101
Since we are taking no appointments without exemption certificates during COVID-19 restrictions, here's a quick 101 on how to get them.
Social Distancing
Really does astound us how people try to flaunt the present social distancing rules by booking escorts and then wanting an incall to boot.
Corona Virus Hoax?
By now, everyone that hasn't been in a deep sleep for the past year will know about COVID-19. We are now calling this out as the Corona Virus Hoax.
Corona Virus
Evermore staying up to date, Midlands Maidens will be applying restrictions to girls and clients that show symptoms of Corona Virus.
BareBacking
In our latest search results - 'escort girls for sex without protection in nottingham' - or 'barebacking' as it's known within the industry.