In this quiet period of the year, we’ve been taking sporadic breaks, but we’re back now with the Niche Monthly January 2023 edition.
An infection on one of your devices needs rectifying immediately, otherwise, STDs For Devices will take over your PC or Phone.
This time in Room 101, we’ve decided to calm it down a little and concentrate on face painting (for big boys and girls).
Well, we did warn you that governments throughout the world were looking to fuck you up, and the Omicron Warning does just that.
The sad thing is that the 24/7 happy hour at Midlands Maidens will never happen – unless you find someone that is living off our promotions.
On most of our staff profiles now, are services or ‘likes’ with (at discretion) mentioned. What does ‘at discretion’ actually mean?
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
We’d just like to show a few official figures, which to our mind proves that the latest ‘tiers’ system is a total governmental covid scam.
We’ve decided to publish a ‘next months schedule’ at the start of each month, to let you know what’s happening with COVID-19.
Another un-needed lockdown returns this week (Thursday), as the UK Government try their best to make it a ‘No-Nut-November’ for everyone.
Looks like COVID19 is doing the rounds again, but we think that we’ve found the ideal solution with our Midlands Maidens sex bubble.
Hot off the press today comes this curated post from the London Evening Standard, saying ‘no sex please’ due to the UK coronavirus laws.
Since we are taking no appointments without exemption certificates during COVID-19 restrictions, here’s a quick 101 on how to get them.
Really does astound us how people try to flaunt the present social distancing rules by booking escorts and then wanting an incall to boot.
By now, everyone that hasn’t been in a deep sleep for the past year will know about COVID-19. We are now calling this out as the Corona Virus Hoax.
Evermore staying up to date, Midlands Maidens will be applying restrictions to girls and clients that show symptoms of Corona Virus.