Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates
By the time you read this, the decorations will be up and we’ll be preparing the Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates for 2024/2025.
By the time you read this, the decorations will be up and we’ll be preparing the Midlands Maidens Christmas Updates for 2024/2025.
Isn’t it a pity when a pretty 18-year-old applicant turns up and you must reject her for health and safety reasons?
The kids are back at school, meaning we have the Man-Kids offering silly prices, not realising that we have expensive tastes at Midlands Maidens.
We’d like to publish a few Secret Standards that potential staff applicants need when applying to join Midlands Maidens.
It’s time for our last jobs video of the year, and we are proud to introduce our Winter Recruitment 2023 video.
In this quiet period of the year, we’ve been taking sporadic breaks, but we’re back now with the Niche Monthly January 2023 edition.
An infection on one of your devices needs rectifying immediately, otherwise, STDs For Devices will take over your PC or Phone.
This time in Room 101, we’ve decided to calm it down a little and concentrate on face painting (for big boys and girls).
Well, we did warn you that governments throughout the world were looking to fuck you up, and the Omicron Warning does just that.
The sad thing is that the 24/7 happy hour at Midlands Maidens will never happen – unless you find someone that is living off our promotions.
On most of our staff profiles now, are services or ‘likes’ with (at discretion) mentioned. What does ‘at discretion’ actually mean?
May 17 sees the return to indoor hospitality, meaning we can all go for a drink without an umbrella. Is this really the end of lockdown?
We’d just like to show a few official figures, which to our mind proves that the latest ‘tiers’ system is a total governmental covid scam.
We’ve decided to publish a ‘next months schedule’ at the start of each month, to let you know what’s happening with COVID-19.
Another un-needed lockdown returns this week (Thursday), as the UK Government try their best to make it a ‘No-Nut-November’ for everyone.
Looks like COVID19 is doing the rounds again, but we think that we’ve found the ideal solution with our Midlands Maidens sex bubble.