Interviews

Then There Were Two (Again)

As last week’s decimation of junkies and no-hopers kicks in, it’s now down to a ‘then there were two’ scenario once more.

Well, the kids are due to have gone back to school on September 4th, meaning that once again we can start working with some purpose.

It’s looking like that old decimation again has raised its eyebrows, as two long-standing girls are removed from the staff list.

We’d like to welcome you to our latest recruitment video, the August Recruitment Video 2023.

In this, the second of three posts this week, we take a look at Decimations and Recruitments applied at Midlands Maidens.

To all of those jobseekers out there, we would like to present to you, the Midlands Maidens Summer Recruitment 2023 video.

When an interview goes really well, the applicant may get told straight away if she’s passed. Here’s (nearly) how to balls up an interview.

An interesting ‘play on words’ for this latest Secret Diary entry, but Raiders of the Lost Farts could not have been more apt.

When it comes to commitment in getting down to an interview, you will not find anyone so impressive as our Midlands Maidens Milkmaid.

This was a truly sad interview, but she had connections to the agency. Here’s how to interview a drunken junkie.

In addition to looking for new staff, we are also putting out feelers for interview partners to join us when an applicant wishes to sign up.

We’ve saved this one until February 14th so that LouLou can write about a Valentine’s Day horror story for you.

Welcome to our first post of the year, explaining the types of girls we are looking for in our Winter recruitment drive 2023.

It’s Christmas, and the New Year is just around the corner. Time for the Midlands Maidens End of Year Round-Up 2022.

This latest Secret Diary post outlines five of our latest interviews, the last of which claims the title of ‘State of that fukka pt3’.

We’re three weeks into the guaranteed wage incentive, which would seem an excellent yardstick to gather statistics on the state of play.