Midlands Maidens News

That Old Decimation Again

It’s looking like that old decimation again has raised its eyebrows, as two long-standing girls are removed from the staff list.

We’d like to welcome you to our latest recruitment video, the August Recruitment Video 2023.

You’ll probably be wondering what this BIG RED X is that we’ve plonked on the website. Simply put, it’s an ESCAPE button!

Welcome to our first post of the year, explaining the types of girls we are looking for in our Winter recruitment drive 2023.

We’ve got a few points that need to be either redressed or ignored, both technical and manual. Here then are the good points and the bad.

Midlands Maidens is back, or at least we will be from 7 o’clock pm-ish on the 20th of September following the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II.

We thought that it was time to update one of our most popular posts and add one about the providers’ foodchain to even things up.

In our last post, we showed you how to leave a review. We thought it might be best now to show you how to apply for a job at Midlands Maidens.

Not to feel outdone by our Yankee Doodle friends, we thought that we’d throw a special offer, starting on Independence Day.

An infection on one of your devices needs rectifying immediately, otherwise, STDs For Devices will take over your PC or Phone.

The big (webmaster) news this week is that Midlands Maidens have changed their systems over to Litespeed Caching.

We’re going to be busy adding ‘Link Chains’ to most of our posts and pages in the coming weeks, so you can see where you’re going to end up.

You’ll have noticed by now that we’ve changed one of our taglines on the homepage to represent ‘male owners’. Why is that?

It looks like Christine has felt the Maidens stress factor, as she becomes the latest version of ships that pass in the night.

Ok, so last year we told you all about cron jobs and hacking – what are we going to tell you about in a post named St. Valentines Day Toys?

We’ve often been asked why we don’t use professional photography instead of selfies. Abigail is the perfect example to explain why.