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It's Christmas, and the New Year is just around the corner. Time for the Midlands Maidens End of Year Round-Up 2022.

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What happened to 2022? Two-thirds of the year is already gone, meaning that our August Recruitment video is our final one of the year.

It was only going to be a matter of time before money and sex scams started to surface. Here's a quick resumé on what we've observed.

An infection on one of your devices needs rectifying immediately, otherwise, STDs For Devices will take over your PC or Phone.

The big (webmaster) news this week is that Midlands Maidens have changed their systems over to Litespeed Caching.

We're going to be busy adding 'Link Chains' to most of our posts and pages in the coming weeks, so you can see where you're going to end up.

Ok, so last year we told you all about cron jobs and hacking - what are we going to tell you about in a post named St. Valentines Day Toys?

Well, we did warn you that governments throughout the world were looking to fuck you up, and the Omicron Warning does just that.

The sad thing is that the 24/7 happy hour at Midlands Maidens will never happen - unless you find someone that is living off our promotions.

On most of our staff profiles now, are services or 'likes' with (at discretion) mentioned. What does 'at discretion' actually mean?

Following our post on the Edge browser, we were really annoyed at how it wouldn't play videos. Here is an Edge workaround to solve it!

The big news this week is the OnlyFans porn ban, which is taking a sideswipe at content creators, the very ones that gave it its name.

Christmas? It's only August! Why should I be bothered about an offer to join us for Christmas, when I can join later?

This subscribers page, is one that we built exclusively for our notifications subscribers for a little extra content.

Whats the difference between a prostitute, a call-girl, and an escort? Risking falling under the controversy hammer, we'll try to explain.