Falling Down
It’s a pity when you enjoy the jukebox playing ‘Falling Down’ rather than the ‘charms’ of an interviewee trying to join us.
The Three Musketeers
There was an opportunity this week to double our staff list with one fell swoop – find out what happened when Midlands Maidens met the Three Musketeers!
How NOT to Join Midlands Maidens
Following Julia’s success a few weeks ago, we were expecting a few more Secret Diary entries – here is an example of how NOT to join Midlands Maidens!
Another Maiden at Last
After last week’s Agency Hopper and Timewaster applicants, we finally got a little breathing space by taking on another Maiden at last!
Join Us January
Even though the month has nearly gone now, Join Us January has a nice sort of ring about it.
Secret Standards
We’d like to publish a few Secret Standards that potential staff applicants need when applying to join Midlands Maidens.
Then There Were Two (Again)
As last week’s decimation of junkies and no-hopers kicks in, it’s now down to a ‘then there were two’ scenario once more.
Back to School
Well, the kids are due to have gone back to school on September 4th, meaning that once again we can start working with some purpose.
August Recruitment 2023
We’d like to welcome you to our latest recruitment video, the August Recruitment Video 2023.
Raiders of the Lost Farts
An interesting ‘play on words’ for this latest Secret Diary entry, but Raiders of the Lost Farts could not have been more apt.
Midlands Maidens Milkmaid – Secret Diary
When it comes to commitment in getting down to an interview, you will not find anyone so impressive as our Midlands Maidens Milkmaid.
How to Interview a Drunken Junkie
This was a truly sad interview, but she had connections to the agency. Here’s how to interview a drunken junkie.
Valentine’s Day Horror Story
We’ve saved this one until February 14th so that LouLou can write about a Valentine’s Day horror story for you.
Recruitment Drive 2023
Welcome to our first post of the year, explaining the types of girls we are looking for in our Winter recruitment drive 2023.
The Providers Foodchain
We thought that it was time to update one of our most popular posts and add one about the providers’ foodchain to even things up.
How to Apply For a Job
In our last post, we showed you how to leave a review. We thought it might be best now to show you how to apply for a job at Midlands Maidens.