We've had to throw the Age Gate onto this post about more toys as it gets rather indecent towards the end. Here's what's been added to the website!
In the couple or three thousand weeks we've been trading for, there's not been many that we can say 'what a week that was' about.
After a marathon coding session, we are now able to offer you a 'Trending Topics' section on both mobile and PC versions of the website.
We're having a rant rave session today at Midlands Maidens. Multiple things have got up our noses, and here is a selection of them.
This post was just meant to be about our new statistics software, but with the idiot brigade out in force this weekend, we thought we'd add that too.
Ok, so we got new toys - so why aren't the girls using them in our lead image? This latest Statistics post will reveal all!
It's always the same - clients ringing up for a 24 hours appointment on Sunday morning when they wake up and realise they haven't had a shag yet.
Regarding our new menu items, and a couple of other things you might need when navigating the Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts website.
You will have noticed that our August stats page now registers over one million views. A massive thank you to all of our one million viewers!
Girls are Back Guess who just got back today Them wild-eyed girls that had been away Haven't changed that much to say man, I still think them cats are crazy
A few relevant observations have surfaced with the last GDPR post, which just confirms something we've been mulling over.
According to the statistics page, it seems that our literary prowess is getting some long overdue attention at last.
This last weeks statistics news item is more for our benefit than anyone else's, as we don't like the last post showing as Friday the 13th
For those of you keeping a watch on our statistics page, we can now announce that there have been over a quarter of a million page views.
After a quick glance at the latest stats, it became apparent that over 50% of website viewers were now using a mobile phone.
Right then, first post of the New Year and an appropriate occasion to throw a couple of New Years resolutions into the bag - on photos and statistics.