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The Majority Vote

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Last Updated on Sunday, March 12, 2023

The Majority Vote

A nice little break last night (18th July) as a couple of the girls decided to cast the majority vote on one of our staff members.

A decision like this normally requires a quorum of staff members to cast a final vote, but with us only having a couple of staff, it was decided to put the decision to a majority vote instead.

All sounds pretty serious, yes?

Indeed it was, affecting the whole running of Midlands Maidens as a viable escort agency.

We’ll now pass you over to Lou-Lou who was one of the staff members present at the meeting.


Louise at Midlands Maidens

Hi everyone!

This is the official minutes of the meeting taken from last night at the Pit and Pendulum.

The staff member will not be mentioned by name until the end of this post.

First issue: Steve to supply two jugs of waff (lol)

Second issue: Applicant at initial interview said that she would be available every night after 7.30 and every other weekend as she’s got a day job.

Following first week, applicant decided to throw a sickie at the day job and to do this job full time.

Steve really pleased at this and put her on as a full time staff member to show what he could do for her.

Third issue: Applicant has never worked at the weekend and had two periods in three weeks, both of which were on the weekends she should have been available.

Applicant has secured five regular clients, four of which she let down this weekend alone.

Couldn’t work this weekend when shes supposed to be working as her sister from Sweden was visiting (big lol as she was getting a tattoo and taking the piss AGAIN)

Fourth Issue:  It was pointed out that she was ‘up herself’.

We then had a read of THIS POST  (over the second jug of waff) and it was voted unanimous that we would remove the new staff member and let her go back to her day job.

Final Issue: we buggered off to Bar Schnapps to drown our sorrows.

Voting Bum Sticker


It wasn’t mentioned at the meeting that we received a text message on Monday morning from Jessica, stating that she would be working again from tomorrow (Tuesday) evening, otherwise the shit really would have hit the fan!

So let’s get this completely clear in our minds – she’s not available for normal, run-of-the-mill regular clients who want bog-standard one/two-hour appointments, but when one comes in from a new regular that is prepared to spend £1000 plus on an overnighter on Tuesday night, she magically re-appears?

It has been mentioned previously that respect runs both ways, and that Midlands Maidens will not be taken for fools.

Something that WAS mentioned at last night’s meeting was the mass of text messages over the weekend that anyone who wanted to see her should be advised to wait until the day that she was working.

That is NOT how self-employment works though, especially when regular clients are involved.

On that note, Jessica will be stripped of our representation and will be working at her day job again from Wednesday morning.

Jessica’s profile page will have gone by the time you read this – but she is welcome to apply for a re-interview if/when she realises what a self-employed escort girl actually does.

Anyone wanting to give this job a go is welcome to apply via phone-call, WhatsApp or via the application form on the JOBS page.

Previous successful applicants have included:

  • Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
  • Secretaries,
  • Office workers,
  • Students,
  • Athletes,
  • Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
  • Delivery drivers,

…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.

All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in exactly the same way when starting out and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.

Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!

Originally published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS and SECRET DIARY teams.

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