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The Providers Foodchain

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1. The Client Foodchain
2. The Providers Foodchain
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Last Updated on Thursday, September 29, 2022 by Midlands Maidens

The Providers Foodchain

We thought that it was time to update one of our most popular posts and add one about the providers foodchain to even things up.

In the original post, The Client Foodchain we examined all types of clients that we had come across in our long careers.

This time we’ll be looking at the girls (providers) that we get asked for from the clients – from the ones at the very top of the list, down to the ones that we hardly get asked for.

Quick point here – no racism or anti-LGBTQ+  is intended, inferred or applied in this post. It is set out on purely the types of girls that we get asked about at Midlands Maidens.


The Busty Blonde:

Busty Blonde

Far and away above everything else we get asked about is ‘have you got any busty blondes’ and VERY closely followed by ‘are they English’?

We frequently get asked ‘are they real boobs’, which no doubt comes from the issue that many providers send out ‘busty blondes’ with chicken fillets stuffed into their bras.

If a busty blonde can also show the correct attitude and availability to her clients, she will be kept very busy working at Midlands Maidens.


If YOU are a busty blonde girl and wanted to sample the luxurious trappings of this highly lucrative industry and its client base instead of giving it away for free to the nightclub security guard at the weekend – either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


The Busty Brunette:

Busty Brunette

Close behind the busty blonde type of girl, comes the busty brunette.

Again once the formalities have been ironed out, we immediately get asked ‘is the girl English?’

Slightly different to the reason for asking if a busty blonde is English, in the case of busty brunettes the question is to ascertain whether or not the girl is from East Europe.

In the case of booking a girl from Midlands Maidens, however, this will all be set straight following the free phone call you will receive from the girl herself.


If YOU are a busty brunette girl and wanted to sample the luxurious trappings of this highly lucrative industry and its client base instead of giving it away for free to the nightclub security guard at the weekend – either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


Blonde and Brunette Girls Next Door:

blonde with brunette

Following next is the ‘girl next door’ type of girl, but if boobs are on offer, so much the better.

Being English is again a priority for both blondes and brunettes where the providers foodchain is involved, but any doubts that the client might have are again swept away by the free phone call received from the girl that he’s just seen in the photos.


If YOU are a blonde or brunette ‘girl next door’, and are fed up with getting chatted up in bars and being persuaded to give it away for free, why not take the plunge and sample the delights of this highly lucrative industry? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


Redheads, Busty or Non-Busty:

The providers' foodchain redhead girl

We find that clients who prefer redheads are forgiving in every other attribute.

It’s not essential to have humungous boobs and the ass size is not important BUT being English IS important, no doubt as in ALL of this and the above types of girl, to get some decent conversation running.

It’s not often that we get a natural redhead at Midlands Maidens, but the repeat bookings that they get are really impressive!


If YOU are a natural redhead and are fed up with guys trying to get into your knickers for free, why not take the plunge and sample the delights of this highly lucrative industry? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


Lollicon Girls:

Lollicon Girl

This type of girl is even more popular than the busty blonde girl, but a lollicon escort girl is such a rare thing to find, it’s like finding a unicorn.

We’ve had a couple of these working through the years at Midlands Maidens, and whereas for once, the nationality is not important, being able to pass for a 12-year-old schoolgirl outweighs everything else in the client’s eyes.

Don’t get us wrong, some clients won’t touch them, as it would be like shagging their daughter.

Provided that their ID checks out though, and they’re NOT 12 years old, this type of girl will be kept really busy!


Are you a lollicon girl, that wants lots of money for sweeties and plushies? Why not take the plunge and sample the delights of this highly lucrative industry? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


The Providers Foodchain – Black Girls:

the providers' foodchain black girl

It really is a pity that black or mixed race girls come so far down this list, and any girls coming down for an interview invariably play the race card if we happen to mention the content within this post to them.

The truth is that we have had three or four really nice black girls working for us in the past, but they have to run the gauntlet of ‘no Steve, their attitude stinks’.

It’s only when we convince the client to accept a phone call from the girl, that they realise that anyone with a stinking attitude – black girl OR white girl – would not be accepted on the Midlands Maidens staff list.

We DO find that black girls are a little clinical when it comes to prices and services, but once that hurdle is crossed, it will be an appointment to remember!


Are you a black or mixed-race girl that can prove to our clients that you are the best thing since sliced bread? Why not take the plunge and sample the delights of this highly lucrative industry? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


The Providers Foodchain – Inked Girls

the providers' foodchain inked girl

We’ve got a few posts in our news articles regarding Tattoos for girls and why we won’t normally touch them and there is a good reason for that.

Unlike other providers, Midlands Maidens will not mask that a girl has tattoos, otherwise, in our minds, we will be sending a girl over to an appointment that might get rejected, due to her having a mass of tattoos.

Apart from the fact that the client will be shagging an art gallery, and possibly being forced to read her boyfriend’s name on her arse, the girl herself objects when we inform her that any tattoos will NOT be blurred out – and let’s face it, a huge tattoo is far more recognisable than a face (which we DO blur on request).

Consequently, inked girls are in a minority when it comes to appointment requests, as in a client’s eyes, that busty blonde that he was just looking at has ruined her body with an unnecessary painting by numbers kit.


Did you want to prove us wrong on this last statement? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


The Providers Foodchain – Indian Girls

Indian girl

Another rarety in the escort game is that of the Indian girl.

We’ve only ever had one of these girls working for us, and she refused an overnight booking because she would not shell out £5 for a cab.

Any Indian girl therefore would need to be a driver before we would even consider taking her on.

They are also pretty racist, as they will refuse to see any Asian guys or black guys.


Did you want to prove us wrong on this last statement? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


LBGTQ+ Persons

LGBTQ girl

Right at the bottom of the list is that set of persons who don’t know what they are yet.

Oh we get applications from girls with cocks, and we get applications from guys with fannies, but safe to say that this is the least type of person searched for, enquired about, or booked.


Did you want to prove us wrong on this last statement? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


East Europe Girls

The providers' foodchain east European girl

Even though some of the prettiest girls in the world come from East Europe, this type of girl is the least likely to do business according to 99% of our clients.

When placed into an escorting situation, everything has to be paid upfront and any extras need to be negotiated, even though at Midlands Maidens, all extras come as a part of the package.

We’d love to dispute that, but the last East European girl working for us said that she needed to pay for childcare whenever she called on.

The problem here of course is that she needed to persuade 99% of clients that she was different from the other East European girls, and that’s of course if any client would accept her phone call.


Did you want to prove us wrong on this last statement? Either give us a call, send us a WhatsApp application, or visit the JOBS PAGE from the link below.


So that’s that then – a complete rundown on any girl that might turn up for an interview at Midlands Maidens.

We’ve not put a section in for BBW girls, as this type of girl gets the same attention as an LBGQT+ person, but like a few of the sections above, if you think that you can prove otherwise, just call, send a WhatsApp, or fill in the application form to prove us wrong – we LOVE being proved wrong, but it’s very rare that we are.

Oh, and don’t send faked photos over, as we can sniff them out in an instant.

That’s about all for this time, but we’ll look forward to answering your calls for appointments OR interviews.

The Providers Foodchain was proudly published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the NEWS and SECRET DIARY teams.

 

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