We wrote a post a couple of weeks ago, explaining the ‘Right Type of Classiness’ required to Join Midlands Maidens. Here is a video for further guidance.
So what exactly is the ‘right type of classiness’ that we are seeking?
Without further ado (or waffle) here’s the video created by Midlands Maidens Media:
As you can see from the video, there are three Eastern European Models, one Japanese Model and one British Model, all strutting their stuff and ‘getting down to basics’ in the best possible way, and each one of them shows tons of class as they’re doing it.
As far as we can tell from the video, there are no ‘sunken eyes’ or needle tracts, which is the dead giveaway of a junkie and Midlands Maidens is a drug-free agency anyway, meaning that no junkies will ever get on to our staff list.
A few have tried in the past, but since we announced the introduction of a non-invasive drug test that MIGHT be given at the interview, those junkies have stayed away, preferring instead to get their next hit, rather than coming down for a Midlands Maidens interview.
Another piece of classiness that MUST be shown was portrayed in our last interview, where the two girls who had elected for a dual interview couldn’t wait to get away and look after their kids.
When this was brought up on their pre-interview phone call, they both insisted that their grandparents would love to do the babysitting for them.
We could only assume then, that they’d rather not have been there, and if one or two of our clients had got that feeling, it would have been a marketing disaster for Midlands Maidens.
So I’ve been to the interview and have NOT worn trackie bottoms, I’ve mentioned a name that I’d like to use (that is NOT Candy or Trishia) – how long will it be until I’m driving my own Ferrari?
Well if you’ve shown an abundance of class at your interview, and the selling of your soul with a smile is one of your best features, we’ll give you a call to invite you onto our staff list.
Following this call, you’ll be expected to send a few photos over so that any (vetted) client can give us a call to arrange an appointment to meet you.
If all goes well, you’ll start to get ‘regular’ clients that will only ever want to meet up with YOU, which in turn shows Midlands Maidens how popular you are.
From there, you can start planning for your next big house, or your new Ferrari.
Before you send your photos over, you will be working as a ‘Maidenette’, more of which can be seen in the video below:
So if any of the above makes perfect sense to you, we’ll look forward to meeting you at your interview!
When applying to join us, you should be punctual, charming, fluent in the English language, and be the perfect companion for all of our clients.
Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
Secretaries,
Office workers,
Students,
Athletes,
Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
Delivery drivers,
…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.
All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners down to benefit claimants are treated in the same way when starting and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.
Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!
After being rescued from the quicksand pit a few weeks ago, we now have an important issue concerning the sad demise of Jessica.
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it does..! they confused me saying that about race for a moment.. remembered looking at the cute mixed girl here and seemed very fine, sure that youve noticed from the extra petit girl fun i have that i dont discriminate on races 😉
maybe for this commenter she thinks maybe below 250lb is anorexic.. delusionals seem to believe it 😀 only hire anorexic means she mad that you only hire if they fit through a 1 wide door lolll
Not really, Sarah Louise. We tried setting on a BBW a few weeks ago, and none of the girls would work with her.
(it’s always our staff that have the final decision on who works with us, as its the staff who have to pick up the crumbs when things go wrong)
(check out the post https://midlandsmaidens.com/how-not-to-join-midlands-maidens/) for more proof of this.
The whole point is, that we only choose girls with the highest standards to work with Midlands Maidens, otherwise (as above) it turns into a marketing disaster, which is the main reason that we have three girls working for us. which is three girls more than other local providers (using fake images from the ebay clothes catalogues)
That shows your girls are as rude and biased as their pimp if you are that behind to not give a larger girl a chance, talk about old fashioned and disgusting
There ain’t no pimps at Midlands Maidens.
We all find it disgraceful that you would imply that – unless YOU are a larger girl that wouldn’t get on?
And finally, it’s not us that decides who gets bookings – it’s the clients!
There most certainly is its ran by old creepy guy who tries to groom the girls to do stuff with him and he’s brainwashed his supposed staff which is the only 2 girls hes had for months before the latest poor soul was recruited its obvious you have to be anorexic or screw him to work there which is why theres so many big stupid rambles and articles complaining over and over with their outdated opinions, an absolute joke and him and his girls have serious issues with larger girls and other races
The only person ‘outdated’ here is YOU, Sarah.
And I challenge you to show us any proof we have with ‘other races’.
Looks like in addition to being a lying, misinformed Weeble, you’re a racist too?
forgive me for interupting but isnt latest girl mixed race black 😀
She is yes, very petite and mixed race – which blows that commenter out of the water, don’t it?
Youre right! was confusing since i remember the cute mixed girl.. sure you noticed from my extra petit girl enjoyment that mixed and ambigious is very hot 😉
the person that thinks its anorexic probably thinks that anyone who fits through a 1 wide door without squeezing is anorexic 🙂
it does..! they confused me saying that about race for a moment.. remembered looking at the cute mixed girl here and seemed very fine, sure that youve noticed from the extra petit girl fun i have that i dont discriminate on races 😉
maybe for this commenter she thinks maybe below 250lb is anorexic.. delusionals seem to believe it 😀 only hire anorexic means she mad that you only hire if they fit through a 1 wide door lolll
Rude up themself agency no longer you only have three girls when all you do is ramble shite
Not really, Sarah Louise. We tried setting on a BBW a few weeks ago, and none of the girls would work with her.
(it’s always our staff that have the final decision on who works with us, as its the staff who have to pick up the crumbs when things go wrong)
(check out the post https://midlandsmaidens.com/how-not-to-join-midlands-maidens/) for more proof of this.
The whole point is, that we only choose girls with the highest standards to work with Midlands Maidens, otherwise (as above) it turns into a marketing disaster, which is the main reason that we have three girls working for us. which is three girls more than other local providers (using fake images from the ebay clothes catalogues)
That shows your girls are as rude and biased as their pimp if you are that behind to not give a larger girl a chance, talk about old fashioned and disgusting
There ain’t no pimps at Midlands Maidens.
We all find it disgraceful that you would imply that – unless YOU are a larger girl that wouldn’t get on?
And finally, it’s not us that decides who gets bookings – it’s the clients!
There most certainly is its ran by old creepy guy who tries to groom the girls to do stuff with him and he’s brainwashed his supposed staff which is the only 2 girls hes had for months before the latest poor soul was recruited its obvious you have to be anorexic or screw him to work there which is why theres so many big stupid rambles and articles complaining over and over with their outdated opinions, an absolute joke and him and his girls have serious issues with larger girls and other races
The only person ‘outdated’ here is YOU, Sarah.
And I challenge you to show us any proof we have with ‘other races’.
Looks like in addition to being a lying, misinformed Weeble, you’re a racist too?
forgive me for interupting but isnt latest girl mixed race black 😀
She is yes, very petite and mixed race – which blows that commenter out of the water, don’t it?
Youre right! was confusing since i remember the cute mixed girl.. sure you noticed from my extra petit girl enjoyment that mixed and ambigious is very hot 😉
the person that thinks its anorexic probably thinks that anyone who fits through a 1 wide door without squeezing is anorexic 🙂