As last week’s decimation of junkies and no-hopers kicks in, it’s now down to a ‘then there were two’ scenario once more.
The latest girl to leave is Pixie, who will have had her profile page removed by the time you read this.
Pixie
Pixie had an ulterior reason for leaving Midlands Maidens though, in that she was saving up for a deposit for a new house in Derbyshire.
It’s good to know that in the three or so months that she was with us, we helped her to achieve this, but it leaves us again desperately looking for new staff members.
Pixie joined us by using the summer recruitment video, so we’re going to re-play that one, together with the autumn recruitment video.
Oh, and for anyone thinking of joining Midlands Maidens – where else could you get a deposit for a house in Derbyshire after just THREE MONTHS?
All that’s needed from you is a willingness to work, whenever a customer wishes to see you, and the pounds and pennies will take care of themselves!
Ex-employees of two of the three emergency services,
Secretaries,
Office workers,
Students,
Athletes,
Front-of-house zero-hours employees,
Delivery drivers,
…all of whom have given up on their previous chosen fields to come into this lucrative industry, as well as girls that are out of work and ‘girls least likely to succeed’.
All girls whether they are ex-police commissioners to benefit claimants are treated in exactly the same way when starting out and will eventually find that new type of ‘buzzing’ in their new careers.
Here’s to your success, and we’ll look forward to inviting you onboard very soon!
Welcome to the first news item in our new Secret Diary, and this one has been hurriedly re-written as we thought it would make a rather apt first post.
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