Valentine's Day Horror Story

Valentine’s Day Horror Story

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Last Updated on Sunday, February 18, 2024

Valentine’s Day Horror Story

We’ve saved this one until February 14th so that LouLou can write about a Valentine’s Day horror story for you.

We WERE going to add this interview as one of the ‘state of that fukka’ candidates, but LouLou insisted that any punters might need a warning about this one, so for the first time ever, our Valentine’s Day post is a Secret Diary addition.

All names and locations have been changed so that there is no embarrassment given to any interview venue and no harm came to any animals during the creation of this post.

Here then is LouLou with the 2023 Valentine’s Day Horror Story!

Edited by LouLou

Hi guys!

Ive said it before and Ill say it till the end of my days that there is no better interviewer than our Steve.

In a phone call from the interview venue Steve told me that he’d called the police because the wannabe escort had thrown a TV at him and then fucked off because Steve had told her that he was not happy with the application.

I asked him why he wasn’t happy and he said it was because she looked like Shane McGowan out of the Pogues and her teeth were horrible and she was an ugly fukker.

Now that then guys is what taking one for the team is all about – putting himself in harms way so that our clients never have to see this asshole trollop and get beaten up.

To remind ourselves and our clients who Shane Mcgowan is, heres a video – its been great talking to you and Ill see you out there some time!

Well thanks to LouLou for her rousing yet condensed version of one of our latest applicant’s attempts to get a staff position at Midlands Maidens.

No doubt she WOULD have got on at many other providers, as most of them are happy to plod along with fake photos and no interview.

As we are always on hand to help out clients, and of course other providers, please let us know if you receive any communications from dodgy escorts and we are quite prepared to more fully commit to further details.


Originally published on Midlands Maidens Nottingham Escorts by the SECRET DIARY team.


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This Post Has 3 Comments

    1. Hi Ralph,
      Indeed, all of us are fine.
      It’ll take more than a cheap TV and silly threats to close us down!

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