Well it's nice to get back into the swing of things with the Secret Diary, and what better way to re-introduce ourselves via the return of an old friend.
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Last Updated on Monday, August 21, 2023
What Happened to Maidenette 5?
The more astute of you will notice that we’ve had reports on Maidenettes 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. What happened to Maidenette 5?
Maidenette 5 was actually mentioned in the interview for Maidenette 6, in the throwaway statement saying:
‘Christine popped up out of nowhere to be the interview partner’
…but we did not want to mention this until everything had been finalised.
Christine had partnered with the Midlands Maidens management on many interviews prior to the one where the applicant disgustingly played the Race Card, so she was already vastly experienced in how we work.
Our latest rules however stated that any new girl joining us, whether or not she had previously worked for us, would start out as a Maidenette until she had sent over her photos for her profile page.
It was mentioned that we had still got her old photos on Google Drive, but this time she also wanted to go full-face, so it was just a case of pulling the raw photos from Google Drive and plonking them straight onto her profile page.
And that dear reader should solve the mystery of what happened to Maidenette 5 – it was Christine all along and we already had her profile page composed from before.
In addition to her pilates exercises, she also now does ‘face yoga’, and thanks to a blazing start yesterday, she is practising using a Hitachi wand on herself so that she can put on a show for her clients, so if Christine turns up for your appointment looking knackered, it’s just a case of working out how many wand waves she’s been forced to endure.
As the band Faith No More stated – It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it!